The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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arseofacrow
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Re: Is it time for a Summer Transfer Window Thread Yet?

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postmanPat91 wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
postmanPat91 wrote:People end up disappointed every summer because their expectations just aren't realistic.
Yep. :cry: I thought I had a decent chance with Ana Ivanovic this summer after her early Wimbledon exit but alas she has other commitments. :cry: :cry:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd sign up to another 20 years of Wenger if it meant having a go on her :wink: :barscarf:
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Steady on there old chap :D

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shu wrote:
MrT wrote:
augie wrote:Cannot believe that real madrid are considering selling varane and cannot believe that we are not in for him :shock: Ok I can believe that we are not going after him, but we are in dire need of a centre back and he is French and priced at £25m-£30m, so a deal like that should be right up wengers street :roll: There are strong rumours that both manc clubs are in for him, and if we sit by and let them buy him it will be a disgrace :evil: :evil:

You have to say that the talent pool of available players is getting very low very fast - even if we had a manager that would be willing and committed to bring in quality players the list of options isn't great, but when you have a lifeless w*nker like we have then it adds up to another disgraceful transfer window for the Gooners :roll: Every top club in Europe is getting their transfer window business done, but our lone decision maker is out adding more jingles to an already bulging bank account :x :cry: :cry:
It's going to be a last minute scramble to find a big name after others have done their business. This is how Wenger operates.
I wouldn't count on any serious names being signed at all. A couple of promising players and that will be it. Arsenal are no longer a big draw , if Vardy turned us down that sums it up.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Excuse me but it wasn't Vardy that turned us down it was Hercules the horse that pulls his cart...When they told him they'd be moving to london to work for a French fella - The Nag said "and you can fuckrightoff I'll end up on his dinner plate".


FACT!

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I hope this young Japanese fella is as good as Wenger's last rough diamond...Sanogo
We're so lucky he can still find these gems

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Eboue-Why? wrote:I hope this young Japanese fella is as good as Wenger's last rough diamond...Sanogo
We're so lucky he can still find these gems
So are Charlton

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Have we been even remotely linked to any more players :?

Where's our resident Twitter watcher, surely he has some gossip :D

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I like the look of the welsh guy, Ramsey.

which club does he play for, I don't recall seeing him last season ? :) :wink:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Have we been even remotely linked to any more players :?

Where's our resident Twitter watcher, surely he has some gossip :D
According to Twitter and the Sun Wenger has met with the representative of Lacazette and Lukaku with Lukaku being his first choice...

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bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Have we been even remotely linked to any more players :?

Where's our resident Twitter watcher, surely he has some gossip :D
According to Twitter and the Sun Wenger has met with the representative of Lacazette and Lukaku with Lukaku being his first choice...


But he's not willing to pay 57m for lukaku.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Have we been even remotely linked to any more players :?

Where's our resident Twitter watcher, surely he has some gossip :D
According to Twitter and the Sun Wenger has met with the representative of Lacazette and Lukaku with Lukaku being his first choice...


But he's not willing to pay 57m for lukaku.
Lukaku??!! :shock: Giroud-Lite! :roll:

But don't worry, Wenger will get him for less than they want, but then pay the useless cúnt £120,000 a week. Only £120,000 though - if you wanna earn the £140,000 a week like Theo you gotta put in a 10 year shift like Theo! :lol: :oops: :lol: :mrgreen:

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Hope we do sign Lukaku! It would signify the End of Days (finally!) and we have a song for him already - to the tune of "Vieira - wo-oo-oo-ooh"

"Lukaku - wo-oo-oo-ooh
Lukaku - wo-oo-oo-ooh
We signed Giroud Lite
a lazy bag of shite
Lukaku - wo-oo-oo-ooh"

:barscarf: :suicide:




Now, if the ropey as fuck scanning in line 3 of that doesn't drag my lazy-holed, junkie, fellow-mod Hlebby out of his grief-bunker to do some work on here then nothing on planet Earth will! :shock:


:-P :wink:

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bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Have we been even remotely linked to any more players :?

Where's our resident Twitter watcher, surely he has some gossip :D
According to Twitter and the Sun Wenger has met with the representative of Lacazette and Lukaku with Lukaku being his first choice...
Cheers mate, I don't know anything about Lacazette, Lukaku isn't bad but not the next step up we need although he may well prove me wrong.

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Saw a suggestion, rather than a rumour, that Arsenal may be interested in signing a free agent from Turkish football.. One RVP... As I say it was a suggestion thrown out by an Arsenal supporter on Twitter... Nothing surprises me with Arsenal.. He is free which ticks the most important box..

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Bradywasking wrote:Saw a suggestion, rather than a rumour, that Arsenal may be interested in signing a free agent from Turkish football.. One RVP... As I say it was a suggestion thrown out by an Arsenal supporter on Twitter... Nothing surprises me with Arsenal.. He is free which ticks the most important box..
Oooohhhh!!! :barscarf: :barscarf:

Saint Robin Van Persie!! :barscarf: The man that sacrificed his Arsenal career to go and win the PL at Manure but ONLY because he wanted to save Arsenal!! Yaaay!!! What a guy!! YAAAAAAYYYY!!! :barscarf:


I would rather suck a cock than watch that vermin play in our colours ever again. Seriously. :twisted: :censored:



Hey, Lefty? What does cock taste like anyway? Is it bad? :rubchin:


:D :wink:

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Lukaku and Lacazette are the kind of bindipper or Scum signings I would just laugh at usually. Now, it's the height of Wanker's ambition.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:Saw a suggestion, rather than a rumour, that Arsenal may be interested in signing a free agent from Turkish football.. One RVP... As I say it was a suggestion thrown out by an Arsenal supporter on Twitter... Nothing surprises me with Arsenal.. He is free which ticks the most important box..
Oooohhhh!!! :barscarf: :barscarf:

Saint Robin Van Persie!! :barscarf: The man that sacrificed his Arsenal career to go and win the PL at Manure but ONLY because he wanted to save Arsenal!! Yaaay!!! What a guy!! YAAAAAAYYYY!!! :barscarf:


I would rather suck a cock than watch that vermin play in our colours ever again. Seriously. :twisted: :censored:



Hey, Lefty? What does cock taste like anyway? Is it bad? :rubchin:


:D :wink:
:shock:

Fucked if I know, ask Augie :lol: :barscarf:

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