The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[nut flush gooner]

Manure now after Alexis with Mkhitaryan as part of a deal. Fuck me can it get any worse.

[augie]

Manure now after Alexis with Mkhitaryan as part of a deal. Fuck me can it get any worse.

Can it get any worse ? Yes it can
Will it get any worse ? Most certainly it will get a lot, lot worse. If you think that we are shit now, wait until next season where you see us without sanchez. ozil and jack

[GoonerMuzz]

This could actually end up being the summer trolley dash in reverse

For once we might offload crap instead of buying it...... probably not OGLs intention but hey-hum every cloud and all that

[StuartL]

This could actually end up being the summer trolley dash in reverse

For once we might offload crap instead of buying it...... probably not OGLs intention but hey-hum every cloud and all that

But who will be left to play in place do the crap ?

Out internal solutions aren’t jumping out at me right now......unless he plans to play Willock and co in the hope that the crowd don’t get on their backs with his every defeat coming our way.

[augie]

Manure now after Alexis with Mkhitaryan as part of a deal. Fuck me can it get any worse.

Can it get any worse ? Yes it can
Will it get any worse ? Most certainly it will get a lot, lot worse. If you think that we are shit now, wait until next season where you see us without sanchez. ozil and jack

Just having a quick look through our squad (as per official website) and it doesnt look good for next season -

we have two keepers, one of which is a geratric and the other will probably be pushing to leave in the summer

we have 9 defenders of which bfg and debouchy will def be gone/retired in the summer. Of the 7 remaining, kos will be 33 next september and monreal turns 32 next month. The remaining 5 are mustafi (who pushed to go last summer), bellerin, kolasinac (fallen totally out of favour) and of course holding and chambers - not too encouraging is it ?

we have 8 midfielders listed - cazorla is as good as done, ozil and wilshere are about to run their contracts down, and that will leave us twirly ramsey, useless ninny, maitland niles, brainless xhaka and reine adelaide. I can just picture that midfield dominating games

lastly we have 7 forwards apparently - the only quality one (sanchez) is about to up and leave, and you would have to question if either wally or giroud will start next season at the club, and that leaves us with welshit, lacazette, party boy iwobi ( ), and akpom ( ) Can def see us outscoring the opposition with that forward line

Some of us have said for a long while that wenker will leave the club in an awful condition when he finally fcuks off, but even I didnt think it would be THAT BAD Of course the c.unt will buy players this month and in the summer, but what quality will they be, and how many of them will be needed ?

[MrT]

David Ornstein

@bbcsport_david
As reported by others, Alexis Sanchez will leave Arsenal this month if suitable offer made + replacement secured. Hierarchy accept/expect it, conversations continue with Man City. #AFC wanted £35m, #MCFC £20m, possible compromise £25-30m. 1st choice replacement Bordeaux’s Malcom

MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE IS COMING!!

[GoonerMuzz]

Manure now after Alexis with Mkhitaryan as part of a deal. Fuck me can it get any worse.

Can it get any worse ? Yes it can
Will it get any worse ? Most certainly it will get a lot, lot worse. If you think that we are shit now, wait until next season where you see us without sanchez. ozil and jack

Just having a quick look through our squad (as per official website) and it doesnt look good for next season -

we have two keepers, one of which is a geratric and the other will probably be pushing to leave in the summer

we have 9 defenders of which bfg and debouchy will def be gone/retired in the summer. Of the 7 remaining, kos will be 33 next september and monreal turns 32 next month. The remaining 5 are mustafi (who pushed to go last summer), bellerin, kolasinac (fallen totally out of favour) and of course holding and chambers - not too encouraging is it ?

we have 8 midfielders listed - cazorla is as good as done, ozil and wilshere are about to run their contracts down, and that will leave us twirly ramsey, useless ninny, maitland niles, brainless xhaka and reine adelaide. I can just picture that midfield dominating games

lastly we have 7 forwards apparently - the only quality one (sanchez) is about to up and leave, and you would have to question if either wally or giroud will start next season at the club, and that leaves us with welshit, lacazette, party boy iwobi ( ), and akpom ( ) Can def see us outscoring the opposition with that forward line

Some of us have said for a long while that wenker will leave the club in an awful condition when he finally fcuks off, but even I didnt think it would be THAT BAD Of course the c.unt will buy players this month and in the summer, but what quality will they be, and how many of them will be needed ?

Christ Augie you're just full of the joys of spring

Now imagine you are a Manager looking to take over at Arsenal, who the fuck would you actually want to keep?

There are some there you'd keep in the hope you actually might be able to turn them into decent players with a lot of work but oh so many who are beyond saving or are just not good enough.....

Out of interest have we got anyone on loan whos doing ok away from OGL at the moment?

[DB10GOONER]

They must have bought him without seeing him play at all.Or is Grimandi now working for them.
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I can only assume that is the case with Cockuelin tbh. I have a feeling when they present him to the press and the fans that it will go a bit like Vermaelen's went at the Whore's a few years back....

Vermaelen walks onto the pitch, a few fans (and a couple journo's too) kinda went "Huh? Who now?", Vermaelen got a ball, did a really scruffy 9 or 10 keepy-ups that a 10 year old would be ashamed of, before promptly losing control of the ball, and sheepishly walking off down the tunnel...

[Perryashburtongroves]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42660224

I'm going to hazard a guess that the deal gets close but breaks down over those mystical 'personal terms'.

[rodders999]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42660224

I'm going to hazard a guess that the deal gets close but breaks down over those mystical 'personal terms'.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[Kingralph]

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I can only assume that is the case with Cockuelin tbh. I have a feeling when they present him to the press and the fans that it will go a bit like Vermaelen's went at the Whore's a few years back....

Vermaelen walks onto the pitch, a few fans (and a couple journo's too) kinda went "Huh? Who now?", Vermaelen got a ball, did a really scruffy 9 or 10 keepy-ups that a 10 year old would be ashamed of, before promptly losing control of the ball, and sheepishly walking off down the tunnel...

Here you go. The 10 people in the crowd went wild! Lol
https://youtu.be/e95j4-EvRF0

[rodders999]

Our Nat's BANGERS

[rodders999]

But he (Allardyce) views Walcott as "proven", citing his "goal scoring threat" and "crossing ability" as key attributes.

That's made my Friday

[DB10GOONER]

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I can only assume that is the case with Cockuelin tbh. I have a feeling when they present him to the press and the fans that it will go a bit like Vermaelen's went at the Whore's a few years back....

Vermaelen walks onto the pitch, a few fans (and a couple journo's too) kinda went "Huh? Who now?", Vermaelen got a ball, did a really scruffy 9 or 10 keepy-ups that a 10 year old would be ashamed of, before promptly losing control of the ball, and sheepishly walking off down the tunnel...

Here you go. The 10 people in the crowd went wild! Lol
https://youtu.be/e95j4-EvRF0

That's the clip.

I STILL cringe watching him scuff that last keepy-up... If my 12 year old son scuffed his keepy-ups like that I'd stop his pocket money for a month ffs.

[DB10GOONER]

But he (Allardyce) views Walcott as "proven", citing his "goal scoring threat" and "crossing ability" as key attributes.

That's made my Friday

Are these fuckers actually watching any of our players??