The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[StuartL]

Who is this Malcolm bloke, sounds like the next Gervinho

Let’s hope he don’t look like a Klingon too !

[OneBardGooner]

Who is this Malcolm bloke, sounds like the next Gervinho

Let’s hope he don’t look like a Klingon too !

[OneBardGooner]

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Leyton Gooner]

Still can't get over a Brazilian called Malcolm Only at Arsenal.

Is he really Brazilian or some dodgy plasterer from Hackney?

[SteveO 35]

Arsenal are closing in on a deal for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang for €60m. The Dortmund striker was left out of the squad today. (Source: @GuillemBalague)


Proper Banter

No way we’ll sign another out and out striker - we’ve already got 2 on over 100k a week and haven’t played more than one up front for nearly a decade.

Isn’t that bloke a bit of a nutcase?

Arsene will convert him to left midfield so we dont have to worry,

Ain't that the truth - remember Podolski. The guy we signed as one of the best finishers in world football straight after we lost RvP.....and then proceeded to shove him out wide on the left whilst the Lamppost plodded around in the middle.

Aubameyang must be either the most desperate bloke on the planet or just a total mercenary c.unt to want to sign up to SFB's never ending project. He'll be left wing back before the season's out if by some miracle he did join. The Brazilian jockey will probably be the right wing back whilst Welwide, Joe L'Average or the Lamppost keep the CF spot !

[Allgunsblazin]

Might be a good idea to get Aubameyang and Mhkitarian paired up again.

Should have had Mhkitarian at the first time of asking, let's see where all this speculation takes us..
We are still desperately short of creativity throughout the team...
Has anyone come in for Ramsey?

[wilko49er]

As if Dortmund geezer was ever going too happen......Yawn!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... doubt.html

[NickF]

As if Dortmund geezer was ever going too happen......Yawn!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... doubt.html

Just doesn't add to me. The guy averages around a goal a game in the league and it was reported that he signed a contract extension last month. I know he has had a few disciplinary issues with missing meetings but the £53m which is quoted in the Mail seems remarkably cheap given the current climate. I would have thought 100m+.

[OneBardGooner]

Apparently this guy Malcom (Notice no second 'L' ??) is Fair to Middling.

[robbo10]

Apparently this guy Malcom (Notice no second 'L' ??) is Fair to Middling.

So Malcom in the Middle then?

[NickF]

BBC reckon Theo is set for his medical at Everton in a £20m deal. Seems cheap in the current mad transfer fees but I'm pleased just to get rid of that waste of space. Just to prove it still is silly season apparently Chelsea have approcahed West Ham about Andy Carroll!!!

[robbo10]

BBC reckon Theo is set for his medical at Everton in a £20m deal. Seems cheap in the current mad transfer fees but I'm pleased just to get rid of that waste of space. Just to prove it still is silly season apparently Chelsea have approcahed West Ham about Andy Carroll!!!

Theo without his comfort blanket of Papa Arsene,see how he gets on,maybe he'll be used to chase flick on's from Fat Potatohead Sam's long ball game,

Or maybe Theo will change his mind and continue to take Arsenal's money for another 4 years

[robbo10]

SSN says both Chelsea and United in for Sanchez.......

2 of the most c*nty clubs in World football and he'll probably end up at one of them,fuck you Arsene and Kroenke

[nut flush gooner]

Theo at Everton's training ground to discuss move. Just hope the scouse bastards don't nick his wheels and put him off.

[GranadaJoe]

I was delighted when Sanchez signed for us and I think he's been brilliant (although the little tantrums do piss me off). However, it's clear he's on his way, so for me a transfer window in which Coquelin, Walcott, Giroud and Sanchez go and Aubameyang, Micksaratagain and Malcolm arrive would be OK.