The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[OneBardGooner]

I hear they're holding a minutes silence at Anfield on Saturday...well...okaaaaay 10 seconds silence - you know the scousers can't shut the feck up for any longer...

[StuartL]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

[DB10GOONER]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:

"3 parcels in black bin".

Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.

[safcftm]

Darron Gibson. It's not even a real fucking name "Darron" ffs. That and the fact that he's a pisshead who is very lucky not to have deaths on his conscience.

[Rugby Gooner]

Cech, currently showing where his TRUE allegiance lies on MOTD.
Also well past his sell by date as a Keeper

[DB10GOONER]

Darron Gibson. It's not even a real fucking name "Darron" ffs. That and the fact that he's a pisshead who is very lucky not to have deaths on his conscience.

Can't argue with that!

Where you been mate?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:

"3 parcels in black bin".

Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.

I can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.

Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection

Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her

[DB10GOONER]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:

"3 parcels in black bin".

Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.

I can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.

Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection

Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her

Fuuuuuck. That wins mate.

[OneBardGooner]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:

"3 parcels in black bin".

Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.

I can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.

Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection

Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her

Fuuuuuuuuuuccck surely not THE Good old Ann the Samaritan!!???


She tried to flog me a CCTV Camera a whiles back!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:

"3 parcels in black bin".

Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.

I can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.

Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection

Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her

Fuuuuuuuuuuccck surely not THE Good old Ann the Samaritan!!???


She tried to flog me a CCTV Camera a whiles back!

Well she is a manure supporter so wouldn't be too surprised

[OneBardGooner]

Delivery companies who can’t give you even a rough estimate of time of delivery.
Took a day off work (which I needed to take before April) and have waited in all day, when I have had plenty of things planned, and as yet nothing.

On the plus side I have perused the NSFW gif ‘ pic thread up to half way from the beginning
Far too many early ones no longer exist

Oh I can beat that my friend. FastWay couriers here in Oireland are staffed by full-on arseholes and retards. My missus ordered 3 items from some online catalogue and arrived home to find a delivery docket with the following scribbled on it:

"3 parcels in black bin".

Yep. The spacktard delivery cùnt had left them in the bin.

I can beat that, I went on holiday last year and as I landed I put my phone on and had a message that I’d had a delivery (a 250 quid cctv camera) put in my brown recycling bin (the delivery was meant to go to site) so I said to the missus “ask Ann next door if she can take the parcel out and keep at hers till we get back”.

Good old Ann being a Good Samaritan had done better than that, she had put the bin out for collection

Yep we got her the message an hour too late, bless her

Fuuuuuuuuuuccck surely not THE Good old Ann the Samaritan!!???


She tried to flog me a CCTV Camera a whiles back!

Well she is a manure supporter so wouldn't be too surprised

Even more so when you think she knows a scouser or three!

[OneBardGooner]

These whining crying aussie cricketers...just ban the *word censored* for life they cheated - they got caught now FUCKK OFF! ou Pathetic feckin' pussies.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43580069

[safcftm]

Darron Gibson. It's not even a real fucking name "Darron" ffs. That and the fact that he's a pisshead who is very lucky not to have deaths on his conscience.

Can't argue with that!

Where you been mate?

Just not been on much recently mate, bit sick of football at the minute as you can probably understand! Renewed my season ticket like, bit of league one never harmed anyone! Seems a bit of a quiet season for the Arsenal as well, all eggs in the Europa League basket by the looks of things, at least it could be silverware and Champions League qualification by the end of the season for you lads

[Bradywasking]

Darron Gibson. It's not even a real fucking name "Darron" ffs. That and the fact that he's a pisshead who is very lucky not to have deaths on his conscience.

Can't argue with that!

Where you been mate?

Just not been on much recently mate, bit sick of football at the minute as you can probably understand! Renewed my season ticket like, bit of league one never harmed anyone! Seems a bit of a quiet season for the Arsenal as well, all eggs in the Europa League basket by the looks of things, at least it could be silverware and Champions League qualification by the end of the season for you lads

Good win last night though..

[safcftm]

Darron Gibson. It's not even a real fucking name "Darron" ffs. That and the fact that he's a pisshead who is very lucky not to have deaths on his conscience.

Can't argue with that!

Where you been mate?

Just not been on much recently mate, bit sick of football at the minute as you can probably understand! Renewed my season ticket like, bit of league one never harmed anyone! Seems a bit of a quiet season for the Arsenal as well, all eggs in the Europa League basket by the looks of things, at least it could be silverware and Champions League qualification by the end of the season for you lads

Good win last night though..

It was. And unsurprisingly it was followed up by another crap home performance thanks to the fact that we can't deal with crosses and our keepers are all shit. Not meaning to be controversial but to think Arsenal fans are turning their backs on matches, hate to think what they'd be like if they supported Sunderland with 2 home wins in 15 months, despite a relegation where you supposedly face "easier" opposition