ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[OneBardGooner]

Arsenal are planning to send scouts to watch Red Bull Salzburg's Hungary midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai, 19. (Football Insider)
This is all well and good (maybe)

But Scum have a good manager in place and they are already planning for his (inevitable) exit, whilst our board of useless MoFo’s are doing exactly what!?

[Jock Gooner]

Arsenal are planning to send scouts to watch Red Bull Salzburg's Hungary midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai, 19. (Football Insider)
This is all well and good (maybe)

But Scum have a good manager in place and they are already planning for his (inevitable) exit, whilst our board of useless MoFo’s are doing exactly what!?

Deja vu

[mcdowell42]

Sport Bild claim #Arsenal are just as interested in signing Erling Haaland as Manchester United are. It’s claimed the striker & his father Alf-Inge Haaland have personally visited the club. https://t.co/Yf7CM7kvwZ

[DB10GOONER]

Sport Bild claim #Arsenal are just as interested in signing Erling Haaland as Manchester United are. It’s claimed the striker & his father Alf-Inge Haaland have personally visited the club. https://t.co/Yf7CM7kvwZ

Hmmm we might have an advantage there. What with manc cùnt Roy Keane ending old Alfie's career and all.....

[IW8Goalmachine]

Sport Bild claim #Arsenal are just as interested in signing Erling Haaland as Manchester United are. It’s claimed the striker & his father Alf-Inge Haaland have personally visited the club. https://t.co/Yf7CM7kvwZ

Hmmm we might have an advantage there. What with manc cùnt Roy Keane ending old Alfie's career and all.....

They were also spotted at man Utd's training ground. Thought Man City would be all over this transfer

[Retro Gunner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

[Retro Gunner]

Arsenal are planning a scouting mission tomorrow for Hungary midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai. An Arsenal source says that the club regard RB Salzburg ace Szoboszlai as a genuine contender to replace Xhaka in their midfielder. [@SportsPeteO]

Tbh I'd consider my dead grandmother as a genuine contender to replace Xhakatard. Wouldn't be any worse.

Beat me to that one. Hardly difficult boots to fill are they ?! A one legged blind man would be an upgrade !

[Jock Gooner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

[Retro Gunner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

[Jock Gooner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

[falkirk goon]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Fuckus offtatum if only Emery would or even better wiggy

[OneBardGooner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

aka: ambules cum cura


Or thee shall find thyself in the smelly stuff

aka: Locato impersona stercore

[Retro Gunner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

Good Lord, I see you have the same Latin dictionary that she clearly has !

You’re right, I prefer the noble and scholarly High Latin and if anyone has a problem with that they can osculum mihi asinum !

[Retro Gunner]

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Fuckus offtatum if only Emery would or even better wiggy

Both of them would be nice Falkirk.

[mcdowell42]

Lucas Torreira speaking to @Sport890: "[Atletico and Real Madrid interest in me?] Arsenal needs me to be focused at this time. I can't be speaking about other clubs now. When the transfer window opens, we will see."
https://t.co/og2zwqlAuo