It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Not a chance, she'll just be chuffed silly that you've moved on from pissing in the corner of her living room
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Not a chance, she'll just be chuffed silly that you've moved on from pissing in the corner of her living room
Also the whole dragging my naked shit-stained ass around the carpet like a dog with worms is starting to get to her. Fussy bitch.
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Not a chance, she'll just be chuffed silly that you've moved on from pissing in the corner of her living room
Also the whole dragging my naked shit-stained ass around the carpet like a dog with worms is starting to get to her. Fussy bitch.
That's women for you mate they're all the same
Well apart from these modern day women some of whom apparently have dicks #you'renotgenderconfusedyou'reabloke
Having once worked in the Homeless Department, we always had a rule NEVER give anyone Money as it goes on drugs or Booze - So when I can afford it I will offer to buy them some food and a Hot /Cold Drink....They are usually grateful etc especially on the cold mornings...
two weeks ago a bloke asked me for 'Spare change' I was on my way to the office (it was 8am) so I asked him if he'd eaten, he said 'no', so i offered to buy him some food & a drink.. from Greggs about 10 yards away.. he said 'If I wanted food I'd steal some, I want "MONEY!", ...I just walked on....
Paper that won’t burn, was trying to light the stove the other day with an envelope!
It just smouldered and wouldn’t ignite
Also, getting dressed in the morning ! I always either put something on back to front or inside out, I especially hate putting on my socks
This pri.ck is going to be allowed to vote in December - yes really
He's a walking advertisement for increasing the voting age not reducing it ffs.
Ha, ha, ha.
I like one of the tweets on that item.
'You can educate a fool, but you can't make him think'
f ever there was a case for Youthenasia that's him right there . Arrogant little prick...How many brave young boys went to fight and never came home, so that he would have the chance and freedom to be able to say such immature, ill-educated things.
He needs a good shoeing till his lone brain cells drowns in its own blood.