ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[TeeCee]

According to @Bollockstalk, #Arsenal will sell Mo Elneny for the right price this summer & Bollockstalk understand Everton are ready to fight West Ham for his signature

I managed to get hold of that one too.......

[Jock Gooner]

A reunion with baldy Pep the most likely destination for Messi? The sheiks have turned the oil wells up to turbo to fund the deal.

Hopefully.

Untwist all your knickers bitches and let me explain.

1. It'd be a nice kick in the guts to the Whores to lose their marquee player and hopefully put them back to where they were before they became every fake fan's favourite club and every complete arsehole's "second club".

2. If we are hoping anyone can stop the murdering mousers* from doing back to back leagues then let's be honest it's down to citeh and adding Messi might give them that bit of extra something they were missing last season.

3. Citeh are the lesser of all PL evils. Rather he sell a million jerseys for their Arab overlords than put a penny in the coffers at the victims* or the Manure filth.

4. If we don't sign him then it's best citeh do for all the above reasons.

Bang on the nail buddy - the sort of cut through all the bullshit that we expect from our mods as they continue to lead from the front

Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

Racist

...........unless Augie is black

[DB10GOONER]

A reunion with baldy Pep the most likely destination for Messi? The sheiks have turned the oil wells up to turbo to fund the deal.

Hopefully.

Untwist all your knickers bitches and let me explain.

1. It'd be a nice kick in the guts to the Whores to lose their marquee player and hopefully put them back to where they were before they became every fake fan's favourite club and every complete arsehole's "second club".

2. If we are hoping anyone can stop the murdering mousers* from doing back to back leagues then let's be honest it's down to citeh and adding Messi might give them that bit of extra something they were missing last season.

3. Citeh are the lesser of all PL evils. Rather he sell a million jerseys for their Arab overlords than put a penny in the coffers at the victims* or the Manure filth.

4. If we don't sign him then it's best citeh do for all the above reasons.

Bang on the nail buddy - the sort of cut through all the bullshit that we expect from our mods as they continue to lead from the front

Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

Racist

She consented. SHE CONSENTED. SHE CON- oh you said racist.

[DB10GOONER]

Hopefully.

Untwist all your knickers bitches and let me explain.

1. It'd be a nice kick in the guts to the Whores to lose their marquee player and hopefully put them back to where they were before they became every fake fan's favourite club and every complete arsehole's "second club".

2. If we are hoping anyone can stop the murdering mousers* from doing back to back leagues then let's be honest it's down to citeh and adding Messi might give them that bit of extra something they were missing last season.

3. Citeh are the lesser of all PL evils. Rather he sell a million jerseys for their Arab overlords than put a penny in the coffers at the victims* or the Manure filth.

4. If we don't sign him then it's best citeh do for all the above reasons.

Bang on the nail buddy - the sort of cut through all the bullshit that we expect from our mods as they continue to lead from the front

Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

Racist

...........unless Augie is black

Steady on tiger......

[DB10GOONER]

According to @Bollockstalk, #Arsenal will sell Mo Elneny for the right price this summer & Bollockstalk understand Everton are ready to fight West Ham for his signature

I managed to get hold of that one too.......

Do Xhakatard.

[Jock Gooner]

Bang on the nail buddy - the sort of cut through all the bullshit that we expect from our mods as they continue to lead from the front

Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

Racist

...........unless Augie is black

Steady on tiger......

Oh come on I didn't even mention the midget part of that scenario

[DB10GOONER]

Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

Racist

...........unless Augie is black

Steady on tiger......

Oh come on I didn't even mention the midget part of that scenario

THE MIDGET ALSO CONSENTED.

[GoonerMuzz]

You pair need to get with the PC program, if Augie feels like identifying as a black, lesbian, oompa-loompa then he is well within his rights to do so (only kidding Augue)

Have we actually bought anyone yet......seems all those announced were already here

[Jock Gooner]

You pair need to get with the PC program, if Augie feels like identifying as a black, lesbian, oompa-loompa then he is well within his rights to do so (only kidding Augue)

Have we actually bought anyone yet......seems all those announced were already here

Ffs we are the PC brigade on here as we look out for the rights of all sorts of weird cu.nts I'll have you know.

Btw you can't be Oirish and an oompa loompa as they don't really exist unlike leprechauns which are real - duh

[DB10GOONER]

You pair need to get with the PC program, if Augie feels like identifying as a black, lesbian, oompa-loompa then he is well within his rights to do so (only kidding Augue)

Have we actually bought anyone yet......seems all those announced were already here

Ffs we are the PC brigade on here as we look out for the rights of all sorts of weird cu.nts I'll have you know.

Btw you can't be Oirish and an oompa loompa as they don't really exist unlike leprechauns which are real - duh

Rapist. Yeah you heard me.

[Jock Gooner]

You pair need to get with the PC program, if Augie feels like identifying as a black, lesbian, oompa-loompa then he is well within his rights to do so (only kidding Augue)

Have we actually bought anyone yet......seems all those announced were already here

Ffs we are the PC brigade on here as we look out for the rights of all sorts of weird cu.nts I'll have you know.

Btw you can't be Oirish and an oompa loompa as they don't really exist unlike leprechauns which are real - duh

Rapist. Yeah you heard me.

Why thank you. Another 'ist' to add to my collection

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Hopefully.

Untwist all your knickers bitches and let me explain.

1. It'd be a nice kick in the guts to the Whores to lose their marquee player and hopefully put them back to where they were before they became every fake fan's favourite club and every complete arsehole's "second club".

2. If we are hoping anyone can stop the murdering mousers* from doing back to back leagues then let's be honest it's down to citeh and adding Messi might give them that bit of extra something they were missing last season.

3. Citeh are the lesser of all PL evils. Rather he sell a million jerseys for their Arab overlords than put a penny in the coffers at the victims* or the Manure filth.

4. If we don't sign him then it's best citeh do for all the above reasons.

Bang on the nail buddy - the sort of cut through all the bullshit that we expect from our mods as they continue to lead from the front

Huh? What you talkin bout Willis?

Racist

She consented. SHE CONSENTED. SHE CON- oh you said racist.

Apparently the most important thing about sex is not length or girth

Its consent

[nut flush gooner]

Getting fucked off with what seems like more and more of our decent players being linked with other clubs. Latest being Smith Rowe to Fulham/Leeds.

Another summer of pissing around by the club, no sign of Auba's contract being sorted.

[IW8Goalmachine]

Getting fucked off with what seems like more and more of our decent players being linked with other clubs. Latest being Smith Rowe to Fulham/Leeds.

Another summer of pissing around by the club, no sign of Auba's contract being sorted.

Starting to look like the same old shit

[Midz]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -transfer/

Atletico want Lacazette.

Arsenal want Partey.

Atletico offer anyone of three players (none of which is Partey) in exchange for Laca.

I'm just wondering if they've had lessons from our transfer business crew.