Arsenal = Rats in a sinking s**t.

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

Here Here, glad the architect firefighter is on our side!

[onelove297]

[quote="Hagbard 23"]ONELOVE , whats your problem mate, chill out a bit, did you forget your medication again. Go and have a lie down for a bit eh. P.S. You said you went 40 games last season, including Europe. That must have set you back a pretty penny. You must have a fair old job, and an understanding boss ,what with the days off. You're a lucky git I say. Do you here voices?[/quote]

Na my dad pays 4 it all u retarded prick i am 16

[onelove297]

[quote="rebel gooner"]how many man u fans does it take 2 change a bulb,,,,560001,, 1 too change the bulb, 60000 2 say there changin bulbs 4 years and 500000 2 buy the replica bulb [/quote]


how many arsenal fans does it take to change a light bulb?

alll of them


p.s thats the actual joke u dickweed

[REB]

mummy let u on ur computer for half hour little boy, must be terrible 4 u not 2 hav a life

[onelove297]

[quote="Eboue Can't Defend"]I don’t know about you guys, but I haven’t got the time to argue with two pre-pubescent Manc supporting teenagers . At their age, most normal boys are interested in girls!!

You would think that amongst the tens of millions of people who support Man Utd, there would be at least 1 decent fans website for them to visit. Instead, they prefer to come pay us a visit. My popularity must be spreading beyond the boundaries of Gooner Land.

However, in case they decide to pay us another visit, and taking in to consideration previous gooner contributions on this thread, I have come up with a song to sing in response to any Manc threat.

To the melody of ‘Ghost-Busters’:

If you smell a manc, in the neighbourhood
Who you gonna call? Call Kaqak!!
If you see a post, and it don’t read good,
Then who you gonna call? Call Kaqak!![/quote]



are you a paedo?


why are u interested in the development of teenage boys?

so u like songs do you:

with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
wenger is a fuckin paedophile.

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

onelove, go back on the medication, the voices you hear in your head are not god and you should not kill people and keep parts of them as trophies

[I Hate Hleb]

are you a paedo?

why are u interested in the development of teenage boys?

so u like songs do you:

with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
wenger is a fuckin paedophile.

TELL YOU WHAT SON, GO AND WASH YOUR HANDS BECAUSE THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY FULL OF 'BOY FLUID' - YOU BEING SUCH A PROLIFIC WANKER!!

IF YOU ARE GOING TO COME ON HERE, TRY AND AT LEAST BE A BIT ORIGINAL. UNLIKE THE MANC SITES, WE APPRECIATE A BIT OF QUALITY HUMOUR ON THIS FORUM - EVEN FROM SUPPORTERS OF OTHER TEAMS. BUT DON'T COME ON HERE BEING ABUSIVE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET YOUR MOUTH SLAPPED!!

YOU SAY WENGER IS A PAEDOPHILE - HOW ORIGINAL!! AND HOW DO YOU KNOW? DID YOU LET HIM TOUCH YOU UP? ARE YOU A RENT BOY? I KNOW YOU MANCS HAVEN'T HAD IT SO GOOD LATELY, BUT HAVE YOU BEEN FORCED INTO THAT JUST TO MAKE A FEW QUID? OR IS IT JUST A HOBBY?

MIND YOU, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN HOW YOU COULD AFFORD A COMPUTER. HOW MANY MEN DID YOU HAVE TO SUCK-OFF TO AFFORD THAT THEN?

ONELOVE297 - VERY APPROPRIATE NAME FOR A TOSSER!! WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF TO A MANC SITE? OR BETTER STILL, HAVE THE GUTS TO PUT YOUR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS ON HERE SO THAT WE CAN PAY YOU A VISIT?!!

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

Jesus, Hleb, taunting is one thing, but threatening to go round and beat the shit out of them is a bit excessive isn't it? and anyway it's not right to hit kids that have so obviously been "touched in the head".

[I Hate Hleb]

YOU SEE - THAT'S WHY SOCIETY HAS GONE DOWN THE ROAD OF RUIN!

IN MY DAY YOU COULD GIVE THE YOUNGSTERS A CLIP AROUND THE EAR-HOLE AND THEY WOULD A) LEARN A LESSON, AND B) HAVE RESPECT FOR BOTH YOU AND THEIR ENVIRONMENT. THAT'S HOW MY GENERATION LEARNT HOW TO BEHAVE.

NOWADAYS, BECAUSE OF THE P.C. WORLD WE LIVE IN, YOU ARE THE ONE MORE LIKELY TO END UP IN A POLICE CELL IF YOU EVEN THREATEN TO DO SOMETHING TO THE YOUNG BASTARDS!!

OR EVEN WORSE, IF YOU LIVE IN HACKNEY LIKE I DO - RATHER THAN A POLICE STATION, THERE IS A FAIR CHANCE YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP IN A GRAVEYARD!!

[RaM]

Jesus, Hleb, taunting is one thing, but threatening to go round and beat the shit out of them is a bit excessive isn't it? and anyway it's not right to hit kids that have so obviously been "touched in the head".

Don't worry, this guy would probably like it. He'd call it 'kinky'.

As for being touched in the head, from what IHH says, it sounds like he's been touched everywhere. So...

[T.S]

Excellent work lads. Really showed that 16 year old!

I kid, I kid. Poster of the thread award goes to UFG - I love your work!

[DB10GOONER]

Were two 16 year old lads

Have you manure arseholes not got a decent site of your own?

Seriously, if you can't get a girlfriend then at least go and have a tommy, y'know relieve the pressure or something...

Then, after you've had one off the wrist and you feel a little better, trawl the net and find a manure site and log on.

And stay there.

With your own type.

Y'know; scum bags, chavs, knackers, weirdos, confused Londoners, idiots, arseholes, tossers, armchair "fans", bandwagon jumpers, muppets, etc etc.

[REB]

Y'know; scum bags, chavs, knackers, weirdos, confused Londoners, idiots, arseholes, tossers, armchair "fans", bandwagon jumpers, muppets, etc etc.[/quote] holy god db10 u havn a bad day, ha ha

[green gooner]

I spit on Manchester United. I spit on their history, their players and "fans" and stupid tarts who wear their shirts as fashion

[DB10GOONER]

Y'know; scum bags, chavs, knackers, weirdos, confused Londoners, idiots, arseholes, tossers, armchair "fans", bandwagon jumpers, muppets, etc etc.

holy god db10 u havn a bad day, ha ha [/quote]

Bro, I'm a civil servant - EVERY day is a bad day!!

Nah, I just HATE manure "fans" a lot.

Y'know, they're just such a bunch of arseholes...