Dead man walking v Soton H Weds 16th Dec KO 6pm

[mcdowell42]

Leno, Holding, Gabriel, Maitland-Niles, Elneny, Ceballos, Saka, Pepe, Nketiah, Aubameyang.

Subs: Runarsson, Cedric, Luiz, Mustafi, Willock, Willian, Lacazette.

[xgtdec]

Im not sure Willian deserves a spot on the bench, i imagine you'd need the prospect of being able to come on and change the game for the better.....not stink the place out

[robbo10]

Southampton can go top with a win,we’ll go 14th

[mcdowell42]

Will be interesting to see if AMN plays ahead of Cedric in Belleríns position, if he does you've got to ask why was Cedric given a 4 Yr contract.

So we have a proper FB in the squad in Cedric but we play a converted midfielder instead, someone's pocket got lined there

[begeegs]

Leno, Holding, Gabriel, Maitland-Niles, Elneny, Ceballos, Saka, Pepe, Nketiah, Aubameyang.

Subs: Runarsson, Cedric, Luiz, Mustafi, Willock, Willian, Lacazette.

This looks like a loss. Nketiah??!

Hopefully I am wrong though.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Leno, Holding, Gabriel, Maitland-Niles, Elneny, Ceballos, Saka, Pepe, Nketiah, Aubameyang.

Subs: Runarsson, Cedric, Luiz, Mustafi, Willock, Willian, Lacazette.

Hardly inspires any confidence. The fact that Pepe is back despite being absolute fucking toilet against Dundalk last week sort of sums up either the cluelessness of Arteta or the utter threadbare shit that is our first team squad.

[robbo10]

Leno, Holding, Gabriel, Maitland-Niles, Elneny, Ceballos, Saka, Pepe, Nketiah, Aubameyang.

Subs: Runarsson, Cedric, Luiz, Mustafi, Willock, Willian, Lacazette.

Hardly inspires any confidence. The fact that Pepe is back despite being absolute fucking toilet against Dundalk last week sort of sums up either the cluelessness of Arteta or the utter threadbare shit that is our first team squad.

It’s like a 5-1-4 line up ffs

[OneBardGooner]

We've had two or three threads on here over the last week or so that have been hijacked with utter sexual filth that it's been fantastic. Are we slowly on our way back to the 2008-10 forum golden age? Come on, we can do it.

Just for your information, given half a chance, I'd be sorting Alex Scott out from behind with hopefully Angela Merkel joining it for a bit of fun before having it up her too.

WTF Mate - The German Prime Minister in a Threesome?????



This really is getting FILFFY

We've all got our little turn-ons, old Chap. I imagine she'd be in the Nazi gear with the whip.

Indeed we have...

Talking of which ... Our Rodders would be right there with you now that she is 'daily donning the mask' (as they say!)






And for your good self Perry:





There were some more 'extreme' images available, but seeing as this is a game thread, I thought we should keep it tasty

[OneBardGooner]

Incoherent Ramblings (Part 2) - The Quest for the World's Longest Sentence -


When the world has finished devouring it's own arsehole I would like to be given the opportunity to go out on the pitch at half time and read my poem aloud over the PA while standing on the center circle and after reading the last line I would press a button hidden up my sleeve that would make all my clothes fall off Bucks Fizz style and everyone would see my pecker standing to attention and then I would press another button and like one of those fake guns that the Joker has in Batman, where after pulling the trigger a bit of cloth with the word BANG on it comes out, my button would cause a little flag to drop down from my pecker and on it would be written "I LOVE YOU ALEX" and it would be put up on the big screen and after seeing it she would run down from the commentary box and out on to the field and jump in my arms and we would then make sweet sweet love right there and everyone would be cheering and and our love making would go on for all eternity

Fair enough Rodders...But what I want to enquire is where does Natalie Sawyer fit in with all this.. On The Pitch Shennanagins?

[OneBardGooner]

It doesn’t scan well at the end but I’d been drinking and lost interest but it’s passable.

Is that one bard and Augie predicting 3-1 wins now? Can’t see that myself. Can’t see anything other than more fucking misery.

I didnt say 3-1 but I do believe that we will win - two of the biggest d.ckheads in the team (xhaka and bellend) are out for tonight, so even if we play no-one in their place it would be an improvement.

2-1 with auba and nketieh bagging the goals

Tbh I had us down for a 2-0 defeat but with those pair of wanktards out - especially Xhakatard - I reckon you might be right augster.

Now if none of Pillock, Mustafalaugh, Hleballos, Maitland-Bendtner and Nelson get near the pitch I'd even push that out to a 3-1 win for us.

Yup! That was my thinking too.

With the fashikonGuru Bellend tree planting count and CUNTYClubFoot not playing that most definitely increases our chances of Playing Better


Who the fleck knows perhaps we'll go on a Scoring Spree

COME ON YOU GUNNERS

[Block93]

Pome

Suspended tonight are Hector and Xhaka,
Dropped cos they're shit are Willian and Laca.
So playing out wide will be Bukayo Saka.
My forecast's 0-1, so it won't be a cracker.




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[OneBardGooner]

I just might be wrong
But this rhyming lark is catching on.

[Perryashburtongroves]

We've had two or three threads on here over the last week or so that have been hijacked with utter sexual filth that it's been fantastic. Are we slowly on our way back to the 2008-10 forum golden age? Come on, we can do it.

Just for your information, given half a chance, I'd be sorting Alex Scott out from behind with hopefully Angela Merkel joining it for a bit of fun before having it up her too.

WTF Mate - The German Prime Minister in a Threesome?????



This really is getting FILFFY

We've all got our little turn-ons, old Chap. I imagine she'd be in the Nazi gear with the whip.

Indeed we have...

Talking of which ... Our Rodders would be right there with you now that she is 'daily donning the mask' (as they say!)






And for your good self Perry:





There were some more 'extreme' images available, but seeing as this is a game thread, I thought we should keep it tasty

Thanks. Just off for a lie down and a box of tissues .

[OneBardGooner]

We've had two or three threads on here over the last week or so that have been hijacked with utter sexual filth that it's been fantastic. Are we slowly on our way back to the 2008-10 forum golden age? Come on, we can do it.

Just for your information, given half a chance, I'd be sorting Alex Scott out from behind with hopefully Angela Merkel joining it for a bit of fun before having it up her too.

WTF Mate - The German Prime Minister in a Threesome?????



This really is getting FILFFY

We've all got our little turn-ons, old Chap. I imagine she'd be in the Nazi gear with the whip.

Indeed we have...

Talking of which ... Our Rodders would be right there with you now that she is 'daily donning the mask' (as they say!)






And for your good self Perry:





There were some more 'extreme' images available, but seeing as this is a game thread, I thought we should keep it tasty

Thanks. Just off for a lie down and a box of tissues .

[Clash]

Sometimes when teams are in a bad run it takes just one win to change things.

The problem with us is we’re on a bad run because we are shit so finally winning a game changes nothing. We’ll be just as likely to lose the next game as we were already.