Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Oh yeah fucking hate them. Also, butch lesbians. I only like the pretty ones.


:shock:


It's a fucking joke you snowflake cùnts! Yes yes not PC but still only a joke. No harm or offence meant. :roll:


I love all the lezzers. :lol: :wink:

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goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Use your jocks for ears and between the toes, perfect :D

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corkbarry1 wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:56 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Use your jocks for ears and between the toes, perfect :D
:coffeespit:

It genuinely takes a lot to gross me out Barry but that did it right there! :mrgreen: :lol:

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iPhones, I swear I will never have another one , fucking piece of shite!

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goonersid wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:59 pm
iPhones, I swear I will never have another one , fucking piece of shite!
I only ever owned one and thought it was overpriced shit like everything Apple make.

Switched to Samsung and have never looked back.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:14 pm
corkbarry1 wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:56 am
goonersid wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 3:50 pm
Big fluffy bath towels, to bulky to dry your ears properly!
Use your jocks for ears and between the toes, perfect :D
:coffeespit:

It genuinely takes a lot to gross me out Barry but that did it right there! :mrgreen: :lol:
Thing is, I've met a few Cork lads! This is genuine honest hygiene advice! :shock: :shock:

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

Fuuuuuuucccckkk :shock:



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"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"

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goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie has a car :shock: WTF :lol:

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goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:

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goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:
Well a horse and cart.... :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 6:44 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:30 pm
"Personalised" car number plates.
Most of them involve adding spaces, changing numbers to look like letters, black rivets to look like full stops etc etc.
When I see one I automatically think "wanker"
This was confirmed, when I overheard a "wanker" complaining to his mate about being fined for altering his plate, to resemble his name!
He felt he had been unfairly treated by the cop who fined him, he then added that it was the 5th time he'd been stopped and told to sort it or he'd be fined :lol:
What a fucking "wanker"
Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:
Well a horse and cart.... :lol: :wink:
Still!! Would you trust him?

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Curious, i didn't think the Oirish had even discovered the wheel yet :rubchin:

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goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 7:06 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 6:44 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:11 pm
goonersid wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 5:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 pm


Did his plate read "au91e" by any chance? :lol: :wink:
:shock: Augie is allowed to drive :shock: and has a car :shock: WTF :lol:
Well a horse and cart.... :lol: :wink:
Still!! Would you trust him?
Naaaaay! :D

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