As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Sat Mar 06, 2021 12:59 pm
I have to say Xhakatard has contributed some exceptional pointing out there today.
#Midfieldgeneral
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by OneBardGooner » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:00 pm
besides kicking people, falling over and walking at a snails pace etc clubfoot is really is good at Pointing isn't he...
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:01 pm
On a bobbly pitch under no pressure fucking Xhakatard fires a pass at Huff n Puff.
#completegobshite
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by rodders999 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:01 pm
The groundsman’s tactic of turning the pitch into a bobble infested car park is working wonders to be fair.
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by Perryashburtongroves » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:01 pm
Can anyone think of anything more depressing than going to Turf Moor with your mum for Mother's Day?
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by TeeCee » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:03 pm
Arteta....looking like the Milk Tray man
Dyche......Looking like the Milkman
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by xisstential » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:03 pm
It's astonishing that Odegaard cannot kick the ball with his right foot at all....
How can players get so much money and not be able to use both feet. Oh well, I suppose Xhaka has managed to carve out a glittering career with the same deficiency
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by GoonerMuzz » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:04 pm
That pitch cant possibly meet PL standards, even the Burnley players are struggling on it
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by OneBardGooner » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:04 pm
Xhaka's got the first touch of a ...
actually no ... he doesn't have a 'first touch' - the useless CU.NT.
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by rodders999 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:05 pm
How would you like the pitch prepared this week boss?
Lawnmower up all the grass and leave a herd of cows graze on it for for 3 days.
Done.
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by OneBardGooner » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:05 pm
TeeCee wrote: ↑ Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:03 pm
Arteta....looking like the Milk Tray man
Dyche......Looking like the Milkman
And willian looking like a used pipe cleaner
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by OneBardGooner » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:06 pm
rodders999 wrote: ↑ Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:05 pm
How would you like the pitch prepared this week boss?
Lawnmower up all the grass and leave a herd of cows crap all over it for for 3 days.
Done.
slight amendment there Rodgers me ole mucker.
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by DB10GOONER » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:09 pm
There you go. Xhakatard the utter cùnt.
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by SteveO 35 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:09 pm
Fuck off you Swiss mong c.unt