Spurs stadium ban

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lisa_gooner
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Spurs stadium ban

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Tottenham Hotspur have today issued the following statement:

"Following a chronic diahorrea incident in May 2006, Tottenham Hotspur F.C. have decided to ban all toilet rolls from White Hart Lane. It seems that a small minority of away fans have taken it upon themselves to harrass our team for sh*tting their chances of Champions League Football up the wall against lowly West Ham last season. It is with regret that the club has decided to ban ALL toilet rolls from the stadium with immediate effect. The club suggests that if supporters need to use the toilets during the game they wipe their arse on the lillywhite shirt as it is sufficiently soft, strong and long."
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elpelsarmy
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Post by elpelsarmy »

LISA, WILL YOU MARRY ME??
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