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One of the transfer Knobheads on sky sports has just read out the text he received, apparently from one of the agents working on the Japanese guys transfer.
Apparently he was offered to every club in the Premier League but nobody else was interested in him because “he’s not really a right back and not really a central defender”.
Edu strikes again!
Sounds like we’ve got ourselves a Japanese Lilian Thuram or Paolo Maldini!
I would hazard a guess that we’ve signed the Japanese Mustafi.
One of the transfer Knobheads on sky sports has just read out the text he received, apparently from one of the agents working on the Japanese guys transfer.
Apparently he was offered to every club in the Premier League but nobody else was interested in him because “he’s not really a right back and not really a central defender”.
Edu strikes again!
Sounds like we’ve got ourselves a Japanese Lilian Thuram or Paolo Maldini!
I would hazard a guess that we’ve signed the Japanese Mustafi.
Japanese Mustafi? In that case, he’ll soon get the nickname Kamikaze!
So we end the window with a right back that isn't really a right back, no more clarity on who our centre half partnership will be, a collection of injury prone/never will be CDMs, Xhaka with an extended contract, no idea who the main man up front is going to be, Kolasinac reinstated, and a whole lorry load of dross we will never raise a penny for and are stuck with
Thanks for the excitement Josh. I need to go an smash one out when the missus isn't looking
One of the transfer Knobheads on sky sports has just read out the text he received, apparently from one of the agents working on the Japanese guys transfer.
Apparently he was offered to every club in the Premier League but nobody else was interested in him because “he’s not really a right back and not really a central defender”.
Edu strikes again!
Sounds like we’ve got ourselves a Japanese Lilian Thuram or Paolo Maldini!
I would hazard a guess that we’ve signed the Japanese Mustafi.
Japanese Mustafi? In that case, he’ll soon get the nickname Kamikaze!
So the powers that be watched the shit show at the weekend and thought "all this squad needs is a right back". There really needs to be a revamp of the fit and proper persons test over this shit
That West Brom fella, Dick Garlick breath, that was brought in sounds like he's done his job and turned us into a bottom half club that buys the dregs that no other team wants
Mari = £10Million
Willian (Free - But with a signing on fee £8 - £10Million)
Cedric (Free - Signing On Fee Not Disclosed)
Gabriel = £27Million
Runarsson = £1.2Million
Partey = £45Million
Cellabos, Ryan and Odegaard (Free - Average wage across the three = £90k per week)
The Japanese bloke must be for shirt sales surely? Why can’t we ever buy ready made players,it’s always fucking “potential” or poxy has beens 3 years past their average best,
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