The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:40 pm
great little unbeaten run we are on at the moment - coincidence that Xhaka is currently out injured ? :rubchin:
As I pointed out earlier…
Arsenal have lost 3 with Xhakash!t starting and won 1. So a loss rate of 75%.
Yet some twonk texted me at the end of the Palace game to say we missed Xhaksh!t. :banghead:

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Headline today
Granit Xhaka will not be available to train fully with Arsenal until the New Year after a slow recovery from a knee ligament problem.
Everything the prick does is slow!! Hopefully it will be March before he’s anywhere near the squad again!! You know Arteta will put him straight back in :banghead:

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You can criticise Xhaka all you want, but there is no denying.
He is one of the finest "pointers" to have ever graced English football.
He can point, not only forward and backward, but also sideways in both directions, he reminds me in many ways of Santi Carzola, in that, you couldn't tell if Santi was left or right footed, likewise with Xhaka, you cant tell if he's left or right handed, he points just as well with both hands.
I have to say we've missed his pointing recently and that has to be a concern as the season progresses. :wink:

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goonersid wrote:
Sat Nov 06, 2021 8:47 am
You can criticise Xhaka all you want, but there is no denying.
He is one of the finest "pointers" to have ever graced English football.
He can point, not only forward and backward, but also sideways in both directions, he reminds me in many ways of Santi Carzola, in that, you couldn't tell if Santi was left or right footed, likewise with Xhaka, you cant tell if he's left or right handed, he points just as well with both hands.
I have to say we've missed his pointing recently and that has to be a concern as the season progresses. :wink:
I read your last sentence and heard it as if Keown was saying it……

Who was it on here that used to do the Keown impressions ?

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Any word on a relapse to his injury, it would be very unfortunate if that were to happen :rubchin:

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I'm trying not to imagine his return because the double whammy is that fuckface will partner him with Partey :banghead:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:39 am
I'm trying not to imagine his return because the double whammy is that fuckface will partner him with Partey :banghead:
Nailed on this will happen. :roll:

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Bad news from arsenal.com

Granit Xhaka

Right knee. Granit has made excellent progress in his recovery from a medial knee ligament injury sustained on September 26. Granit is now back in full training and his availability is being assessed ahead of Monday’s match.

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arrgee wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:14 pm
Bad news from arsenal.com

Granit Xhaka

Right knee. Granit has made excellent progress in his recovery from a medial knee ligament injury sustained on September 26. Granit is now back in full training and his availability is being assessed ahead of Monday’s match.
Disaster for us. The novice Martinez-Lite will pick this idiot to start as soon as he can. If we think we are a poor side in midfield now just wait until we have this clown back in the middle "leading" by pissing away possession cheaply, committing stupid fouls in danger areas, killing dead our every attack, and pointing a lot.

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Yeah at least we have only been losing to “good” teams.

You will know Xhaka is back when he gets sent off when we play Southampton at home and lose 1-0. :banghead:

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It's no surprise he is back so soon he puts so little effort in on the pitch that his body is never under any strain therefore his injuries heal so much quicker :banghead: :banghead:

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2021/22
With Xhakash!t

P5 W1 D0 L4

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arrgee wrote:
Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:09 am
2021/22
With Xhakash!t

P5 W1 D0 L4
As much as it’s fun to blame Granit, those 4 defeats included Chelsea (h), City (a) and Everton (a); and a barely recognisable team against Brentford (a). We’re flat track bullies so Xhaka was just unlucky not to be playing against relegation fodder.

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He knows hes a ueseless footballer....totally slow and opposing players bypass him so easily, hes a fraud

Has a fixed set of tricks he uses...
Falling over when in posession if challenged
Calling for the ball when he knows he is in acres of space
Passing the ball backwards or sideways to the player who passed to him
Pointing and trying to give a childish impression he is the midfield general

I actually think he is non league level

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Redarmy wrote:
Tue Dec 07, 2021 10:04 am
He knows hes a ueseless footballer....totally slow and opposing players bypass him so easily, hes a fraud

Has a fixed set of tricks he uses...
Falling over when in posession if challenged
Calling for the ball when he knows he is in acres of space
Passing the ball backwards or sideways to the player who passed to him
Pointing and trying to give a childish impression he is the midfield general

I actually think he is non league level
Perfect summation of the talent vacuum Clive. Honestly the worst least intelligent player I've ever seen in our Jersey.

Martinez-Lite said after the toffees match "we gave too many balls away too easily".

Well fucking duh brain box! :roll:

Yet you threw a massively unfit, overweight donkey right back into the starting line up! The same donkey that has clearly demonstrated how shit he is in dozens and dozens of games. The same donkey that has a reputation for pissing possession away. The same donkey that has even set a PL record for the most individual errors that led to goals ffs!

Please leave Martinez-Lite and please please take Clive with you. :censored:

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