The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

[SteveO 35]

I presume this c.untslop is back in the team tonight?

No surprise he got booked for shirt pulling, whilst air kicking after failing to even watch the ball - absolute liability.

Was like watching a bloke from the pub after eight pints having been spun round on a roundabout 20 times. What a fucking gom the bloke is honestly

[DB10GOONER]

I presume this c.untslop is back in the team tonight?

No surprise he got booked for shirt pulling, whilst air kicking after failing to even watch the ball - absolute liability.

Was like watching a bloke from the pub after eight pints having been spun round on a roundabout 20 times. What a fucking gom the bloke is honestly

Honestly I've played football at all kinds of technical levels over the years from the "kind of ok local amateur" league to the "everyone is still pissed Sunday morning kickabout" leagues and I've seen blokes so drunk on the pitch they were vomiting up last night's beer and kebab and falling over and everyone of them was better than Clive.

[SteveO 35]

I presume this c.untslop is back in the team tonight?

No surprise he got booked for shirt pulling, whilst air kicking after failing to even watch the ball - absolute liability.

Was like watching a bloke from the pub after eight pints having been spun round on a roundabout 20 times. What a fucking gom the bloke is honestly

Honestly I've played football at all kinds of technical levels over the years from the "kind of ok local amateur" league to the "everyone is still pissed Sunday morning kickabout" leagues and I've seen blokes so drunk on the pitch they were vomiting up last night's beer and kebab and falling over and everyone of them was better than Clive.

I remember Christopher Wreh dropping from Arsenal to Bishops Stortford in a matter of a few years

In my dreams I get rolled out for a vets game in the local pub league and get the opportunity to snap this c.unt in half and vomit my kebab over his gormless chops.

As I get sent off I would tell everyone to "fuck off" and retire for good !

[DB10GOONER]

I presume this c.untslop is back in the team tonight?

No surprise he got booked for shirt pulling, whilst air kicking after failing to even watch the ball - absolute liability.

Was like watching a bloke from the pub after eight pints having been spun round on a roundabout 20 times. What a fucking gom the bloke is honestly

Honestly I've played football at all kinds of technical levels over the years from the "kind of ok local amateur" league to the "everyone is still pissed Sunday morning kickabout" leagues and I've seen blokes so drunk on the pitch they were vomiting up last night's beer and kebab and falling over and everyone of them was better than Clive.

I remember Christopher Wreh dropping from Arsenal to Bishops Stortford in a matter of a few years

In my dreams I get rolled out for a vets game in the local pub league and get the opportunity to snap this c.unt in half and vomit my kebab over his gormless chops.

As I get sent off I would tell everyone to "fuck off" and retire for good !

That's the dream really isn't it.

[OneBardGooner]

<sigh> Aaaaah! Living The Dream! <sigh>.

[StuartL]

I presume this c.untslop is back in the team tonight?

No surprise he got booked for shirt pulling, whilst air kicking after failing to even watch the ball - absolute liability.

Was like watching a bloke from the pub after eight pints having been spun round on a roundabout 20 times. What a fucking gom the bloke is honestly

The only surprise was it wasn’t inside the box



Chucking Xhaka would make me chuckle

[OneBardGooner]

There was a rumour that Clive was playing in this when it got blown away by Storm Eunice, regrettably it turned out to be untrue.

[DB10GOONER]

There was a rumour that Clive was playing in this when it got blown away by Storm Eunice, regrettably it turned out to be untrue.

That looks like Partey tried to kick his trampoline 5 foot across his garden into his shed.

[OneBardGooner]

[DB10GOONER]

I want a blowjob from this fucking moron. It must be the greatest blowjob known to mankind. IT FUCKING HAS TO BE!!!!

Simply the worst player we've ever had. I include Comedies Eboue and Iwobi in that.

[augie]

I want a blowjob from this fucking moron. It must be the greatest blowjob known to mankind. IT FUCKING HAS TO BE!!!!

Simply the worst player we've ever had. I include Comedies Eboue and Iwobi in that.

Stood back and watched martinelli being outnumbered on a 2 v 1 for cross for first goal, and then let spurs reject run off him and made fcuk all effort to jump up and head the ball through to sissoko for second goal

[OneBardGooner]

I want a blowjob from this fucking moron. It must be the greatest blowjob known to mankind. IT FUCKING HAS TO BE!!!!

Simply the worst player we've ever had. I include Comedies Eboue and Iwobi in that.

TheCUNT Stood back and watched martinelli being outnumbered on a 2 v 1 for cross for first goal, and then let spurs reject run off him and made fcuk all effort to jump up and head the ball through to sissoko for second goal

I know mate I was SCREMAING AT my Screen.

He's a C.U.N.T who deserves every tiny bit of Dogs Abuse that ever will or has come his way... AND I hope he gets his leg SNAPPED in the next game.

[DB10GOONER]

I want a blowjob from this fucking moron. It must be the greatest blowjob known to mankind. IT FUCKING HAS TO BE!!!!

Simply the worst player we've ever had. I include Comedies Eboue and Iwobi in that.

Stood back and watched martinelli being outnumbered on a 2 v 1 for cross for first goal, and then let spurs reject run off him and made fcuk all effort to jump up and head the ball through to sissoko for second goal

He directly cost us two completely avoidable goals through his stupidity and deep deep shitness. What should have been a comfortable 3 nil win became a scrappy nerve wracking close run thing.

I would not be surprised in the slightest if we miss out on fourth place due to one of his completely avoidable acts of stupidity. We are literally a better team with ten men on the pitch without him than we are with eleven if he is in the eleven.

[DB10GOONER]

I want a blowjob from this fucking moron. It must be the greatest blowjob known to mankind. IT FUCKING HAS TO BE!!!!

Simply the worst player we've ever had. I include Comedies Eboue and Iwobi in that.

TheCUNT Stood back and watched martinelli being outnumbered on a 2 v 1 for cross for first goal, and then let spurs reject run off him and made fcuk all effort to jump up and head the ball through to sissoko for second goal

I know mate I was SCREMAING AT my Screen.

He's a C.U.N.T who deserves every tiny bit of Dogs Abuse that ever will or has come his way... AND I hope he gets his leg SNAPPED in the next game.

Amen mate. The only Arsenal player I've ever wanted to see badly injured while still playing with us. The fact he's s fucking cockroache does make it easier to hate him.

[DB10GOONER]

Any news on this cùnt injuring himself before the big game tonight? I'll take every advantage I can get!