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Will he ?

Have a statue erected after 30 glorious years service?
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9%
Be a success, pick up a few trophies and put the club back on an even keel?
28
27%
Be a moderate success, before handing over to a more high profile successor?
20
20%
Be an utter fucking disaster?
45
44%
 
Total votes: 102

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 2:06 pm
For me the priority is replacing fucktard Clive because if there is one player with the capacity to totally fuck this season when it matters most it's that fucking moron. :roll:

I'd love to see Elninny and Partey in the centre. No world beaters either of them, but both are a million times better than Clive.

Of course that won't happen if the latest horseshit out of Martinez-Lite is anything to go by. I can only imagine Clive gives him the best blowjob / ass-fingering combo he's ever had. There is simply no other explanation for his love of the baboon brained gobshite. :roll: :censored:

I put this on match thread earlier -

No fcuking chance xhaka is going anywhere in the summer - him and pep's cone boy are tied at the hip :roll: This is a piece from a post game interview for lego head that is on football london

Granit Xhaka got a really good reception from the fans. What do you make of that?

I was dreaming of that because he deserves it. If any fan would individually spend five or 10 minutes with Granit, or even two minutes, because that’s all you need, they would understand the person that he is, the professional that he is and how much he cares about the club. But the history was there.

https://www.football.london/arsenal-fc/ ... a-23766448

What kind of absolute w**ker comes out with shite like "I was dreaming of that" ? Who the fcuk even dreams about a c.unt like xhaka ? Ever heard of mila kunis legohead ?? :roll:

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augie wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 4:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 2:06 pm
For me the priority is replacing fucktard Clive because if there is one player with the capacity to totally fuck this season when it matters most it's that fucking moron. :roll:

I'd love to see Elninny and Partey in the centre. No world beaters either of them, but both are a million times better than Clive.

Of course that won't happen if the latest horseshit out of Martinez-Lite is anything to go by. I can only imagine Clive gives him the best blowjob / ass-fingering combo he's ever had. There is simply no other explanation for his love of the baboon brained gobshite. :roll: :censored:

I put this on match thread earlier -

No fcuking chance xhaka is going anywhere in the summer - him and pep's cone boy are tied at the hip :roll: This is a piece from a post game interview for lego head that is on football london

Granit Xhaka got a really good reception from the fans. What do you make of that?

I was dreaming of that because he deserves it. If any fan would individually spend five or 10 minutes with Granit, or even two minutes, because that’s all you need, they would understand the person that he is, the professional that he is and how much he cares about the club. But the history was there.

https://www.football.london/arsenal-fc/ ... a-23766448

What kind of absolute w**ker comes out with shite like "I was dreaming of that" ? Who the fcuk even dreams about a c.unt like xhaka ? Ever heard of mila kunis legohead ?? :roll:
I share, feel and totally agree with your bewilderment mate ... How can Carpet Head even think or imagine the count will ever be forgiven or welcome at Our club. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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augie wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 4:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 2:06 pm
For me the priority is replacing fucktard Clive because if there is one player with the capacity to totally fuck this season when it matters most it's that fucking moron. :roll:

I'd love to see Elninny and Partey in the centre. No world beaters either of them, but both are a million times better than Clive.

Of course that won't happen if the latest horseshit out of Martinez-Lite is anything to go by. I can only imagine Clive gives him the best blowjob / ass-fingering combo he's ever had. There is simply no other explanation for his love of the baboon brained gobshite. :roll: :censored:

I put this on match thread earlier -

No fcuking chance xhaka is going anywhere in the summer - him and pep's cone boy are tied at the hip :roll: This is a piece from a post game interview for lego head that is on football london

Granit Xhaka got a really good reception from the fans. What do you make of that?

I was dreaming of that because he deserves it. If any fan would individually spend five or 10 minutes with Granit, or even two minutes, because that’s all you need, they would understand the person that he is, the professional that he is and how much he cares about the club. But the history was there.

https://www.football.london/arsenal-fc/ ... a-23766448

What kind of absolute w**ker comes out with shite like "I was dreaming of that" ? Who the fcuk even dreams about a c.unt like xhaka ? Ever heard of mila kunis legohead ?? :roll:
It's mind blowing. :x

Only Martinez-Lite and a handful of our "soccer fan" tossers can see any redeeming features in Clive as a player or a man. :roll: :oops:

I can never fully respect or rate Martinez-Lite as a manager while he persists in playing and worshipping the single most useless, stupid, selfish fucking arsehole that has ever worn our Jersey. :censored:

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There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:32 pm
There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
"Soccer" fans.... :roll: the same arseholes used to call Alex Mong world class because he fluked one Hollywood tackle every season. Just fucking ignored the rest of the games where he was complete garbage. :roll:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:32 pm
There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Probably away game regulars ;)

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:32 pm
There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
To be fair, as much as I’d prefer Xhaka was as far away from Arsenal as possible this summer, his performance against United was pretty decent and I’m much happier seeing him in midfield than Sambi at the moment.

Pleased for Elneny too. Amazingly he seems keen to sign an extension which seems odd considering he never plays. :rubchin:

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g88ner wrote:
Mon Apr 25, 2022 4:05 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:32 pm
There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
To be fair, as much as I’d prefer Xhaka was as far away from Arsenal as possible this summer, his performance against United was pretty decent and I’m much happier seeing him in midfield than Sambi at the moment.

Pleased for Elneny too. Amazingly he seems keen to sign an extension which seems odd considering he never plays. :rubchin:
Probably because we are paying him twice as much as anyone else would?

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g88ner wrote:
Mon Apr 25, 2022 4:05 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:32 pm
There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
To be fair, as much as I’d prefer Xhaka was as far away from Arsenal as possible this summer, his performance against United was pretty decent and I’m much happier seeing him in midfield than Sambi at the moment.

Pleased for Elneny too. Amazingly he seems keen to sign an extension which seems odd considering he never plays. :rubchin:
This I don't get, mate.

Clive was poor against manure. Offered no cover to the fullback, pissed possession away too often, drifted around aimlessly pointing at stuff and picked up yet another stupid selfish childish booking. The only thing he did well was score. Yep it was a belter and nicely hit, but apart from that he was useless out there.

Elninny has always been kind of average but unlike fucktard Clive he is a kind of "safe" average. With everyone currently at the club fit I'd play Elninny and Partey in there. As for Lakonga.... a poor player but still less of a liability than Clive. :roll:

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g88ner wrote:
Mon Apr 25, 2022 4:05 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:32 pm
There were even some retardoCUNTS on AFTV / You Tube saying he was "Man Of The Match" yesterday... all because he scored a once in a blue moon goal FFS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
To be fair, as much as I’d prefer Xhaka was as far away from Arsenal as possible this summer, his performance against United was pretty decent and I’m much happier seeing him in midfield than Sambi at the moment.

Pleased for Elneny too. Amazingly he seems keen to sign an extension which seems odd considering he never plays. :rubchin:
Saturday was Xhaka's one good game a season he's on a fucking 4 year deal :banghead:

As for Elneny of course he wants to sign an extension because no other club over pays players who dont play than Arsenal.Have we learned nothing over the last few years and the contracts we have handed out Ozil Aubameyang and Willian.

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He's on 50 grand a week , which is not massive in this day and overpaid age

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A11M11 wrote:
Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:26 pm
He's on 50 grand a week , which is not massive in this day and overpaid age
It's £49,950 more than the cùnt earns through his on pitch contributions. :x

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We've got super Mik Arteta
He knows exactly what we need 😁

Best quote from one of the Arsenal social media accounts after the Man U game was

Not all hero's wear capes

Not all captains wear armbands

Xhaka booooom👍

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225 Pages later!!!!!

I think it's safe to say that the majority on here think Arteta aka: Captain Black. Farteta, Lego-head, Martinez-lite, Carpet Head isn't up-to-the-job. If so who would people like to see replace him? Given that all the big name / best managers are already taken and are comfortably settled and doing alright with their current clubs.

So if appointing someone else we would have to go looking for either someone un-tested (which is what we have at the moment) or be willing to spend a decent amount of moolah to tempt someone away from their current club AND compensate said club.

I did think Ten Hag but he has now been snapped up by manure, a lot of people were saying that we should get in Conte( before he went to the Scum - and so hence forth known as Cunte)

For instance would people like any of the following to be head hunted / appointed:

Graham Potter - He is working wonders at Brighton but is he good enough?

Patrick Vieira, again doing really well at palace, but something tells me he may well be the replacement for Pep at $hitty in a year or two.

Jorge Sampaoli of Marseille? Again seems to be working miracles, but would he be willing to come to the Prem/ England?

Simeone Has been cited in the past, but firstly I don't think he would leave his beloved Athletico, also his kind of football would go down well with Gooners.

The pickings are slim.

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herbert wrote:
Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:17 pm
We've got super Mik Arteta
He knows exactly what we need 😁

Best quote from one of the Arsenal social media accounts after the Man U game was

Not all hero's wear capes

Not all captains wear armbands

Xhaka booooom👍
Hi Herbert. Been a while buddy. Hope you are well.

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