Bye bye Chelski bye bye

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu May 05, 2022 5:46 pm
arrgee wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 8:51 am
nut flush gooner wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 7:49 am
The thought of Chelski playing a local derby against my local team Barnet would be hilarious.
If Chelsea were dissolved, they couldn’t play anywhere because they would not exist. All of their players could negotiate contracts with any other club. Even if they set up a phoenix club to play at Stamford Bridge (not owned by Abramovitch), they would have to start at the bottom of the football pyramid. Level 10. They will be playing Punjab United long before they play Barnet.
They'd call it Combat 18 FC.
They could get either Farage The Racist Cùnt or the national front Racist Cùnts to sponsor their (presumably by then) cheap nylon jerseys....

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 06, 2022 8:16 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu May 05, 2022 5:46 pm
arrgee wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 8:51 am
nut flush gooner wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 7:49 am
The thought of Chelski playing a local derby against my local team Barnet would be hilarious.
If Chelsea were dissolved, they couldn’t play anywhere because they would not exist. All of their players could negotiate contracts with any other club. Even if they set up a phoenix club to play at Stamford Bridge (not owned by Abramovitch), they would have to start at the bottom of the football pyramid. Level 10. They will be playing Punjab United long before they play Barnet.
They'd call it Combat 18 FC.
They could get either Farage The Racist Cùnt or the national front Racist Cùnts to sponsor their (presumably by then) cheap nylon jerseys....


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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri May 06, 2022 8:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri May 06, 2022 8:16 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu May 05, 2022 5:46 pm
arrgee wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 8:51 am
nut flush gooner wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 7:49 am
The thought of Chelski playing a local derby against my local team Barnet would be hilarious.
If Chelsea were dissolved, they couldn’t play anywhere because they would not exist. All of their players could negotiate contracts with any other club. Even if they set up a phoenix club to play at Stamford Bridge (not owned by Abramovitch), they would have to start at the bottom of the football pyramid. Level 10. They will be playing Punjab United long before they play Barnet.
They'd call it Combat 18 FC.
They could get either Farage The Racist Cùnt or the national front Racist Cùnts to sponsor their (presumably by then) cheap nylon jerseys....


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:barscarf: :barscarf: ChavNazis sale could still fall apart BBC reports.......! :lol:

Looks like the dodgy Chav cünt that recommended his best mate Putin to Boris Pisshead Yeltsin for next Fuhrer of Russia still wants his money & it's all stashed away in that money laundering account in Jersey. :cussing:

Like a bunch of junkies knocking their local dealer, the Tories have turned on their former oligarch mates, but Chav Abramovich won't let them easily knock their old account on tick! :shock:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61467164

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Almunia is a clown wrote:
Mon May 16, 2022 3:50 pm
:barscarf: :barscarf: ChavNazis sale could still fall apart BBC reports.......! :lol:

Looks like the dodgy Chav cünt that recommended his best mate Putin to Boris Pisshead Yeltsin for next Fuhrer of Russia still wants his money & it's all stashed away in that money laundering account in Jersey. :cussing:

Like a bunch of junkies knocking their local dealer, the Tories have turned on their former oligarch mates, but Chav Abramovich won't let them easily knock their old account on tick! :shock:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61467164
So I guess that Arsenal could lose tonight and still make Champions League…

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:barscarf: Morning papers are full of ChavNazis 'Fears Abramovich may let Chelsea go under' "Blue Murder" headlines on Tuesday's back pages! :barscarf:

Back page pics posted at 7.50 -7.33 on the BBC morning PL reaction page :lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/footba ... 708/page/2

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So are we relying on Roman to get us in the Champions League next season?

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Official. The Premier League Board has today approved the proposed takeover of Chelsea Football Club. 🔵 #CFC

“The purchase remains subject to the U.K. Government issuing the required sale licence and the satisfactory completion of the final stages of the transaction”.

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They were never going to let the cùnts go under. :censored:

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Sigh...

So they lose the Russian gangster and still get almost certainly better owners than Arsenal.

Why did we bother building the corporate bowl?, it was a total waste of time and effort. Chavs got gifted over a billion and the new owner will probably stump up a chunk for a new ground.

The last 20 years feel like a total waste of time for AFC and with KSE around the next 20 will probably be even more so.

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 5:58 pm
Official. The Premier League Board has today approved the proposed takeover of Chelsea Football Club. 🔵 #CFC
As we've seen with Newcastle, the premier league will approve anything. If Pol Pot or Idi Amin was to buy Chelsea they wouldn't bat an eyelid.

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The government has approved the £4.25bn takeover of Chelsea by a consortium led by LA Dodgers co-owner Todd Boehly.

More to follow.

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Chelsea takeover: New owners back Thomas Tuchel with £200m for new signings

https://t.co/EOJib7LtHI

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