The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:56 am
How much are the tickets?

Asking for a friend (Shu)....
:D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:58 pm
:lol: :lol:

Dirty Shu. :D :wink:
I think there are Two clear Candidates for Dirty (as in Dirrrrrtttyyy) Bastards on this ere forum and they are not unsurprisingly DB and coming in as a very strong contender Shu; aka known in his neck of the woods "The Salivating Groper".

:D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:28 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:58 pm
:lol: :lol:

Dirty Shu. :D :wink:
I think there are Two clear Candidates for Dirty (as in Dirrrrrtttyyy) Bastards on this ere forum and they are not unsurprisingly DB and coming in as a very strong contender Shu; aka known in his neck of the woods "The Salivating Groper".

:D
Why thank you sir. :D

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8)

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Has he gone yet?

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Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:47 pm
Has he gone yet?

He's never going. :( :(

I was only thinking earlier today, that he was all set to be sold during the last days of Emery and I was fucking jubilant thinking it was the last we'd see of the utter dud. Then along comes Captain Black. :(

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They're going to build 6 statues of Xhaka around the outside of the Emirates, pointing, with a little sign underneath saying Block A........Block K etc etc!!!
He's here forever!! :banghead:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:17 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:47 pm
Has he gone yet?

He's never going. :( :(

I was only thinking earlier today, that he was all set to be sold during the last days of Emery and I was fucking jubilant thinking it was the last we'd see of the utter dud. Then along comes Captain Black. :(
:rubchin:

Am I right to assume "Dud" is polite speak for C.U.N.T ?

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TeeCee wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:26 pm
They're going to build 6 statues of Xhaka around the outside of the Emirates, pointing, with a little sign underneath saying Block A........Block K etc etc!!!
He's here forever!! :banghead:
I might start going again then.... so I can adjust the order of those statue signs.....

Block C
Block U
Block N
Block T

8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 1:18 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:26 pm
They're going to build 6 statues of Xhaka around the outside of the Emirates, pointing, with a little sign underneath saying Block A........Block K etc etc!!!
He's here forever!! :banghead:
I might start going again then.... so I can adjust the order of those statue signs.....

Block C
Block U
Block N
Block T

8)
Do you have to move at a snails pace to get to your seat?

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 1:18 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:26 pm
They're going to build 6 statues of Xhaka around the outside of the Emirates, pointing, with a little sign underneath saying Block A........Block K etc etc!!!
He's here forever!! :banghead:
I might start going again then.... so I can adjust the order of those statue signs.....

Block C
Block U
Block N
Block T

8)
Do you have to move at a snails pace to get to your seat?
I'd assume so but with lots of random pointing which will convince some idiots that you know what you are doing and are a "leader".

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Literally zero talk of Xhaka leaving and it’s all gone quiet on Tielemans or any others midfielder. :banghead:

My hope was partly that signing Raphinha would see Saka deployed in left central midfield alongside Partey and Odegaard. Oh well :?

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g88ner wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 4:31 pm
Literally zero talk of Xhaka leaving and it’s all gone quiet on Tielemans or any others midfielder. :banghead:

My hope was partly that signing Raphinha would see Saka deployed in left central midfield alongside Partey and Odegaard. Oh well :?

Xhaka is going nowhere. He's one of the bosses favourites. Arteta is a Wenger disciple and it matters not what your ability is, but whether you're one of his good boys.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:47 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:17 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:47 pm
Has he gone yet?

He's never going. :( :(

I was only thinking earlier today, that he was all set to be sold during the last days of Emery and I was fucking jubilant thinking it was the last we'd see of the utter dud. Then along comes Captain Black. :(
:rubchin:

Am I right to assume "Dud" is polite speak for C.U.N.T ?

Indeed, that's quite correct OBG. Without the full stops of course.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 29, 2022 4:39 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:47 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:17 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:47 pm
Has he gone yet?

He's never going. :( :(

I was only thinking earlier today, that he was all set to be sold during the last days of Emery and I was fucking jubilant thinking it was the last we'd see of the utter dud. Then along comes Captain Black. :(
:rubchin:

Am I right to assume "Dud" is polite speak for C.U.N.T ?

Indeed, that's quite correct OBG. Without the full stops of course.
:lol:

Of Course !

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