The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread

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Kick Xhaka in the nads

Go down on Mila Kunis


It's a very tough decision! :D :D

you can only choose one :barscarf:

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There are 2 more options mate:

3. Mila Kunis go down on said person

4. Make Chaka go down on Spuddy AND then kick him in the nads!

:D

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Midz wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads

Go down on Mila Kunis


It's a very tough decision! :D :D

you can only choose one :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Impossible choice. :(

:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag. :barscarf:

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:D :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads

Go down on Mila Kunis


It's a very tough decision! :D :D

you can only choose one :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Impossible choice. :(

:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag. :barscarf:

It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads

Go down on Mila Kunis


It's a very tough decision! :D :D

you can only choose one :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Impossible choice. :(

:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag. :barscarf:

It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Hmmm.... :rubchin:

Interesting.

I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina. :box: :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads

Go down on Mila Kunis


It's a very tough decision! :D :D

you can only choose one :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Impossible choice. :(

:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag. :barscarf:

Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t, that I think your foot might disappear permanently.

It's no good, I give up, there's nothing that can be done, he's here forever!!!!!! :worried: :worried:

:suicide:



It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Hmmm.... :rubchin:

Interesting.

I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina. :box: :D

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:50 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Midz wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:14 pm
Kick Xhaka in the nads

Go down on Mila Kunis


It's a very tough decision! :D :D

you can only choose one :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Impossible choice. :(

:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag. :barscarf:

Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t, that I think your foot might disappear permanently.

It's no good, I give up, there's nothing that can be done, he's here forever!!!!!! :worried: :worried:

:suicide:



It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Hmmm.... :rubchin:

Interesting.

I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina. :box: :D

Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t that I think your foot might disappear permanently.

It's no good, I give up, there's no answer, he's here forever!!!!! :worried: :worried:

:suicide:

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29 year old prem player, due to play in world cup arrested on rape allegation!!!
Pleeeeaaase let it be him!

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Evidently, Xhaka has a house in Barnet.....just saying!

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looks like xhaka will be stinking the place out next season as well

good luck with that

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No surprise that this c.unt is featuring heavily again in pre-season - no doubt the first fucking name on the team sheet again this coming season. When Odegaard doesn't play, it'll be this tool taking the armband too - you know the same dopey, fan hating c.unt that told us all to fuck off

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:46 pm
No surprise that this c.unt is featuring heavily again in pre-season - no doubt the first fucking name on the team sheet again this coming season. When Odegaard doesn't play, it'll be this tool taking the armband too - you know the same dopey, fan hating c.unt that told us all to fuck off
Another wasted summer with Xhakash!t still stinking the place out. Ain’t 6 seasons and 250 games enough to show how fcuking useless he is. I knew after game one.

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I heard Clive has a new hobby; I mean besides pointing at anything that moves and falling over AND giving away free-kicks in the stupidest of places on the pitch.

He is flying single prop planes to get his pilots licence!

Now where did I put that Ground-to-air rocket launcher I half-inched when I was in the forces??? :rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

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Xhaka quoted talking to ESPN

Without him [ Arteta ], I would not be here in this football club anymore,” Xhaka told ESPN. “He helped me a lot when I was completely down. He took me aside, helped me with small things, step by step, tactically, as a person, mentality, between the team and the club, tried to help me as well with the fans.

This fucker is going nowhere soon........

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