The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread
Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
Kick Xhaka in the nads
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
Go down on Mila Kunis
It's a very tough decision!
you can only choose one
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There are 2 more options mate:
3. Mila Kunis go down on said person
4. Make Chaka go down on Spuddy AND then kick him in the nads!
3. Mila Kunis go down on said person
4. Make Chaka go down on Spuddy AND then kick him in the nads!
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
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Hmmm....Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Interesting.
I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina.
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pmHmmm....Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t, that I think your foot might disappear permanently.
It's no good, I give up, there's nothing that can be done, he's here forever!!!!!!
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Interesting.
I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina.
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Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:50 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:38 pmHmmm....Retro Gunner wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:13 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:53 pm
Impossible choice.
Fuck it I'm taking a running kick at Clive's ballbag.
Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t, that I think your foot might disappear permanently.
It's no good, I give up, there's nothing that can be done, he's here forever!!!!!!
It wouldn't hurt him. From the way he performs, there's nothing inside it.
Interesting.
I'll reword that to taking a running kick at his Ballgina.
Well, it's an idea, but he's such a big c**t that I think your foot might disappear permanently.
It's no good, I give up, there's no answer, he's here forever!!!!!
Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
29 year old prem player, due to play in world cup arrested on rape allegation!!!
Pleeeeaaase let it be him!
Pleeeeaaase let it be him!
Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
Evidently, Xhaka has a house in Barnet.....just saying!
Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread
looks like xhaka will be stinking the place out next season as well
good luck with that
good luck with that
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No surprise that this c.unt is featuring heavily again in pre-season - no doubt the first fucking name on the team sheet again this coming season. When Odegaard doesn't play, it'll be this tool taking the armband too - you know the same dopey, fan hating c.unt that told us all to fuck off
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Another wasted summer with Xhakash!t still stinking the place out. Ain’t 6 seasons and 250 games enough to show how fcuking useless he is. I knew after game one.SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:46 pmNo surprise that this c.unt is featuring heavily again in pre-season - no doubt the first fucking name on the team sheet again this coming season. When Odegaard doesn't play, it'll be this tool taking the armband too - you know the same dopey, fan hating c.unt that told us all to fuck off
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I heard Clive has a new hobby; I mean besides pointing at anything that moves and falling over AND giving away free-kicks in the stupidest of places on the pitch.
He is flying single prop planes to get his pilots licence!
Now where did I put that Ground-to-air rocket launcher I half-inched when I was in the forces???
He is flying single prop planes to get his pilots licence!
Now where did I put that Ground-to-air rocket launcher I half-inched when I was in the forces???
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Xhaka quoted talking to ESPN
Without him [ Arteta ], I would not be here in this football club anymore,” Xhaka told ESPN. “He helped me a lot when I was completely down. He took me aside, helped me with small things, step by step, tactically, as a person, mentality, between the team and the club, tried to help me as well with the fans.
This fucker is going nowhere soon........
Without him [ Arteta ], I would not be here in this football club anymore,” Xhaka told ESPN. “He helped me a lot when I was completely down. He took me aside, helped me with small things, step by step, tactically, as a person, mentality, between the team and the club, tried to help me as well with the fans.
This fucker is going nowhere soon........