It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Some worried bloke chatting to his mate, 'I've got this strange green ring that goes right round my cock and I'm too scared to go to the doctor about it'.
Don't worry pal, I had something very similar, except mine was a red mark right round it. Went to the doc, he gave me some ointment to rub on it and it's fine now.'
So the bloke goes to the quack, who takes one look at his cock and the green ring, gets his sharpest scalpel and whips his todger right off, there and then.
'Doc, doc, what have you done? My mate said he had a red ring around his cock and you just gave him some ointment for it.....????.
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body.