I was out in the car this morning for about an hour or so and got listening to some sports programme on the radio.
The discussion was all about their beloved darlings, this season’s quadruple winners elect. First thing they were talking about was how Casimeiro was the best signing united have made since Cantona, fucking hell I nearly swerved off the road I got into such a fit of hysterics.
Next the talk turned to Ten Haag, who they all but declared to be the second coming of Jesus Christ and were in complete wonderment about the miracles he was working with his billion pound squad.
Then back again to talking about Cassimeiro who apparently has been so brilliant for united this season he should win player of the year. No chance of that I thought to myself, the temple pointing idiot will win united’s player of the year award for sure. What bullshit is this they’re waffling on with?
As the discussion continued I realised they weren’t talking about him being united’s player of the season at all they were talking about him being the fucking premier league player of the season ahead of Haaland
Holy fucking shit I thought my head was going to explode, what the actual fuck
Did anyone see the fat bastard waddling around Anfield today barley getting a touch and being destroyed by Jordan Henderson?
Premier league player of the fucking season, the reverence and fawning over that club by the media is a total joke
