LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 7:45 pmOne for DB
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
Quality mate.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 7:45 pmOne for DB
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 9:13 amThey say you burn as many calories having sex as you do running until you're exhausted.
So the ladies in my local park get a double workout when I'm around.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 8:51 amCharles and Camilla weren?t wearing seatbelts in the Royal Carriage today.
What a nice tribute to Diana.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 6:12 pmAfter a gruelling 2hr car chase, the paparazzi finally managed to lose Harry & Meg.
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 8:03 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 6:12 pmAfter a gruelling 2hr car chase, the paparazzi finally managed to lose Harry & Meg.
Quality.
Fucking hell though, what a pair of cùnts. Imagine being too lazy to be a royal?
Still, the "World Privacy Tour" rolls on!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 4:38 pmDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 8:03 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 6:12 pmAfter a gruelling 2hr car chase, the paparazzi finally managed to lose Harry & Meg.
Quality.
Fucking hell though, what a pair of cùnts. Imagine being too lazy to be a royal?
Still, the "World Privacy Tour" rolls on!
Exactly, she obviously confused the royal Palace with the palaces of Westminster cos those cunnts sleep all day
SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:51 pmDB10 went to the doctor with severe pains.
Doctor "so where is this pain?"
DB10 "It's around my arse"
Doctor "I can see that as you're not sitting down, but where exactly around your arse is it?"
DB10 "It's all around the entrance hole Doc, it's like it's on fire"
Doctor "Well fella, as long as you keep considering it to be an 'entrance' I can tell you that pain isn't going away".
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 11:10 amI own two shirts and some neckwear that used to belong to the guy out of the mamas & the papas.
All the sleeves are brown And the tie is grey.