The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 31, 2023 1:19 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed May 31, 2023 11:09 am
🚨Arsenal have not yet sanctioned the exit of Xhaka as they want a top class replacement first. Rice, Caicedo and Gundogan are on their list.
Ffs they better not fuck this up. :banghead: :x

An inanimate carbon rod would be a replacement and a step up in quality as well as intellect.
:D :D :D

Nice comparison! Switching from Partridge to Blackadder for a minute:

"There are amoeba on Saturn who could boiler a better egg than you"

That's the size of the challenge of finding an upgrade to this turdbag !

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2023 11:54 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 31, 2023 1:19 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed May 31, 2023 11:09 am
🚨Arsenal have not yet sanctioned the exit of Xhaka as they want a top class replacement first. Rice, Caicedo and Gundogan are on their list.
Ffs they better not fuck this up. :banghead: :x

An inanimate carbon rod would be a replacement and a step up in quality as well as intellect.
:D :D :D

Nice comparison! Switching from Partridge to Blackadder for a minute:

"There are amoeba on Saturn who could boiler a better egg than you"

That's the size of the challenge of finding an upgrade to this turdbag !
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Has this fucking fartpipe gone yet???? Get him to fuck out of our club

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falkirk goon wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:47 pm
Has this fucking fartpipe gone yet???? Get him to fuck out of our club
Fuck Caceido and Rice - the real news I want to wake up to every morning is that this fuckbag has slung his pitiful, victim soul out of our club.

Over to you Leverkusen- you know what you need to do !

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2023 6:46 am
falkirk goon wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:47 pm
Has this fucking fartpipe gone yet???? Get him to fuck out of our club
Fuck Caceido and Rice - the real news I want to wake up to every morning is that this fuckbag has slung his pitiful, victim soul out of our club.

Over to you Leverkusen- you know what you need to do !
Absolutely. This is the big transfer of this summer. Finally figuratively sticking a finger up our own arsehole to clear the worst constipation in the history of mankind. Pluck that lump of concrete shit the fuck out of our club. :censored: :box:

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He can stay for another 5 years and have a fucking statue built after tonight

Any excitement about him going and replacing him long since gone

Rice and Caceido won't make an imprint on the oil cheats. Let them make another 115 FFP breaches. Make Xhaka captain. Its all done

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2023 9:40 pm
He can stay for another 5 years and have a fucking statue built after tonight

Any excitement about him going and replacing him long since gone

Rice and Caceido won't make an imprint on the oil cheats. Let them make another 115 FFP breaches. Make Xhaka captain. Its all done
Hard to disagree. Football really did manage to completely eat its own arsehole last night.

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JUST FUCKING GO YA CÙNT. TAKE YOUR FUCKING WIFE AND JUST FUCKING FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE! :banghead:

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Great end of year performance and almost got a hattrick. The circle of redemption is complete :barscarf:

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fivetothree wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2023 7:47 am
Great end of year performance and almost got a hattrick. The circle of redemption is complete :barscarf:
Put the fishing rod away.

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2023 8:04 am
fivetothree wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2023 7:47 am
Great end of year performance and almost got a hattrick. The circle of redemption is complete :barscarf:
Put the fishing rod away.


dont waste your time

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Didn't realise people aren't allowed to disagree on how they rate players.... :roll:

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You know exactly what you're doing

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Xhaka is a great player in his own mind. I actually think he is a natural leader. But he leads in the wrong way. Gets himself into scrapes and makes brain dead decisions (Anfield) thinking he is doing the team a favour. It’s time to move on as he isn’t good enough for the level we want to be at. He has no self awareness and that is his biggest flaw. Can’t be having players like that around the squad.

I note that his fans don’t really see the full picture of Xhaka. Just don’t pick up on the litany of cock ups he causes. He is a serious liability. This season he looked better because he was played further forward by Arteta and therefore he wasn’t able to cause us as much damage when he loses possession.

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2023 8:31 am
You know exactly what you're doing
Nope. I just rate him better than some of you lot. As I said before, if this was about Almunia for example I'd be all over it.

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