Kai Havertz

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Re: Kai Havertz

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Needs to be benched, maybe that might make him apply himself with brief 15 - 20 minute spells because at the moment he seems to play like he knows he's a starter week in week out no matter his performance.

It's no coincidence that we've looked far less threatening going forward compared to last season.

I expect him to hide against Everton when it will definitely get rough.

If he starts against the spuds and fucks up like I expect him to then the crowd will be after him, he doesn't have any confidence now, wait till after that game, he'll be putting his boots on the wrong feet before the game starts.

The weird analogy that Arteta used comparing havertz lack of confidence to that of wooing his now partner, well if havertz wooing skills are anything like his football ones then the guy would be wanking in the shower for the rest of his life :?

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I don't necessarily think he'll hide (should he start; which seems likely :roll: ) But he may well get Rag Dolled by the likes of Onana & Godfrey.. who knows maybe he will surprise us and actually DO Something & Deliver? I agree though, he needs to be benched till he can prove he is worthy of being in the squad; especially when we have Trossard, ESR & Nelson straining at the leash to prove themselves.

I still think we will Win this.


#COYG.

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Assist for him tonight against France, so obvious he's going to score on Sunday against Everton :barscarf:













:lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:59 pm
Assist for him tonight against France, so obvious he's going to score on Sunday against Everton :barscarf:













:lol:
In which end though? :lol:

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Pepe mark 2

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KingHenry wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:38 pm
Pepe mark 2
:shock:

Fuck off ffs.

He's not that good. :lol: :wink:

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Harry MaKaiure struck again yesterday. Whips around with all the purpose, and relevancy, of a plastic bag caught in a breeze.

The only thing of note that he did was get booked.

£65 million, ya know.

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Can someone explain what it is he's meant to do were he to be on form?

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:19 am
Harry MaKaiure struck again yesterday. Whips around with all the purpose, and relevancy, of a plastic bag caught in a breeze.

The only thing of note that he did was get booked.

£65 million, ya know.
Genuinely made me chuckle! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Kai Havertz

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Never seen someone so blessed with an athletic physique put it to use in a worse way. He's like 6' 3 or 4 and a decent size yet gets bullied everytime he's in a 50/50

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Yep,he’s still fucking gash

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Against Brentford last night he had only 62 touches all game and lost possession 12 times. Every five touches Havertz had, he lost the ball :shock:

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He genuinely looks so confused to be on the pitch. It’s honestly just very cringey to watch him mill about aimlessly and bemused.

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Everyone else seems to know what they are / should be doing and where they should be, but he keeps lagging behind the play; hence his poor decision making and his passes going astray.

He looks like he has never attended a team training session. :?

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:55 pm
Everyone else seems to know what they are / should be doing and where they should be, but he keeps lagging behind the play; hence his poor decision making and his passes going astray.

He looks like he has never attended a team training session. :?

Yep, it looks exactly like that. I said a few days ago that the poor sod looks lost out on the pitch and devoid of any confidence. Can't help feeling sorry for the bloke, because unless there's some dramatic discovery of form that 3+ years in the country hasn't suggested exists, then the situation is going to get very difficult and uncomfortable for all involved.

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