Champions League last 16 2023/24

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We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:45 pm
We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:
:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.

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We’ll beat Port Vale easily…………oh wait,Porto,oh :oops:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:49 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:45 pm
We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:
:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.
The same way they work out so n so has an expected goal average of 0.069.

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Midz wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:26 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:49 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:45 pm
We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:
:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.
The same way they work out so n so has an expected goal average of 0.069.

:lol: :lol: Expected goals. I still can’t understand that crap. Wenger loved it when that bollocks came along because he could tell us we’d won games that we’d lost. :oops:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:39 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:26 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:49 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:45 pm
We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:
:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.
The same way they work out so n so has an expected goal average of 0.069.

:lol: :lol: Expected goals. I still can’t understand that crap. Wenger loved it when that bollocks came along because he could tell us we’d won games that we’d lost. :oops:
I'm waiting for Diet Pep to start waffling on about the two transfer windows :banghead: :banghead:

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Nick Nack wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:57 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:39 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:26 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:49 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:45 pm
We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:
:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.
The same way they work out so n so has an expected goal average of 0.069.

:lol: :lol: Expected goals. I still can’t understand that crap. Wenger loved it when that bollocks came along because he could tell us we’d won games that we’d lost. :oops:
I'm waiting for Diet Pep to start waffling on about the two transfer windows :banghead: :banghead:

Ah yes, one of SteveO’s favourites….the old “internal market”.

Fuck me, the good old days.

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Nick Nack wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:57 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:39 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:26 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:49 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:45 pm
We can't complain about that draw. No easy sides at this stage and other than Copenhagen (City :roll: ), Porto is about as good as it gets from that lot. If we can't win that tie over two legs, then we don't deserve to be in the competition.

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'd be surprised if we went out. :oops:

A Havertz hat-trick on the cards...in both legs. :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:
:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.
The same way they work out so n so has an expected goal average of 0.069.

:lol: :lol: Expected goals. I still can’t understand that crap. Wenger loved it when that bollocks came along because he could tell us we’d won games that we’d lost. :oops:
I'm waiting for Diet Pep to start waffling on about the two transfer windows :banghead: :banghead:
:lol:

Honestly he ever starts spouting out that old shit and I'm going back to calling him "Martinez-Lite"! :lol:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:16 am
Nick Nack wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:57 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:39 pm
Midz wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:26 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2023 8:49 pm


:? :rubchin: So how does Havertz score 1.5 goals in each leg then?

yours sincerely cofnused.
The same way they work out so n so has an expected goal average of 0.069.

:lol: :lol: Expected goals. I still can’t understand that crap. Wenger loved it when that bollocks came along because he could tell us we’d won games that we’d lost. :oops:
I'm waiting for Diet Pep to start waffling on about the two transfer windows :banghead: :banghead:

Ah yes, one of SteveO’s favourites….the old “internal market”.

Fuck me, the good old days.
Don't you kinda miss them? Every presser was an opportunity for comedy gold. The man was reinventing the English language with his made up bollicks terminology. :lol:

And yes expected goals can fuck off. Never heard such utter bollocks before. Fucking statto wànkers should just fuck off outa the game ffs. :censored:

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