Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:32 pm
Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:14 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:23 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:14 pm
The new Ireland jersey is €140.

Absolute madness

Yeah! It's a rip off just like the new Wales Top £72.
Probably better than the shit that Nike have just dished up for England shirts :lol:
But let's face it look at the shit Arsenal shirts Nike churned out :roll:
Very true. Some of our Nike shirts were fucking awful.

Strangely, as an Oirishman, I am quite offended by the stupid purple and blue St George's Cross on the new Ingerland Jersey! :shock: Fuck me it looks shit. Just stick the proper flag on there and fuck the whiney woke arsehole brigade. :roll:
I think that's what puts me off :D :wink:

You will pay the price for being a fussy fashion guru :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:09 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:32 pm
Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:14 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:23 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:14 pm
The new Ireland jersey is €140.

Absolute madness

Yeah! It's a rip off just like the new Wales Top £72.
Probably better than the shit that Nike have just dished up for England shirts :lol:
But let's face it look at the shit Arsenal shirts Nike churned out :roll:
Very true. Some of our Nike shirts were fucking awful.

Strangely, as an Oirishman, I am quite offended by the stupid purple and blue St George's Cross on the new Ingerland Jersey! :shock: Fuck me it looks shit. Just stick the proper flag on there and fuck the whiney woke arsehole brigade. :roll:
I think that's what puts me off :D :wink:

You will pay the price for being a fussy fashion guru :D
:lol:

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It's All Bollocks Really when you think about it, isn't it

I mean; Football, Life, Love, Hate, Hope, Despair... All of it, not just Football

It really Is All A Load Of Complete and Absolute "Bollocks".



:goingtobed:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:27 am
It's All Bollocks Really when you think about it, isn't it

I mean; Football, Life, Love, Hate, Hope, Despair... All of it, not just Football

It really Is All A Load Of Complete and Absolute "Bollocks".



:goingtobed:

All except beer OBG. Beer and booze in general. Everything is bollocks except booze.

:lol: :wink:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:04 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:27 am
It's All Bollocks Really when you think about it, isn't it

I mean; Football, Life, Love, Hate, Hope, Despair... All of it, not just Football

It really Is All A Load Of Complete and Absolute "Bollocks".

:goingtobed:

All except beer OBG. Beer and booze in general. Everything is bollocks except booze.

:lol: :wink:
I concur :barscarf:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:04 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:27 am
It's All Bollocks Really when you think about it, isn't it

I mean; Football, Life, Love, Hate, Hope, Despair... All of it, not just Football

It really Is All A Load Of Complete and Absolute "Bollocks".



:goingtobed:

All except beer OBG. Beer and booze in general. Everything is bollocks except booze.

:lol: :wink:
:rubchin:


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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68794743


Harry Kane's three eldest children have been taken to hospital with minor injuries after being involved in a three-car crash in Germany.
The crash happened on Monday at 17:15 BST near Munich



All joking aside, glad the kids are Ok, but the Head of the Bayern Munich medical team is extremely concerned and thinks that upon hearing of the accident Harry Kane became traumatised as he is now speaking perfectly clearly and hath lothed hith lithp.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:56 am
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68794743


Harry Kane's three eldest children have been taken to hospital with minor injuries after being involved in a three-car crash in Germany.
The crash happened on Monday at 17:15 BST near Munich



All joking aside, glad the kids are Ok, but the Head of the Bayern Munich medical team is extremely concerned and thinks that upon hearing of the accident Harry Kane became traumatised as he is now speaking perfectly clearly and hath lothed hith lithp.
Presumably, the car they were in had a good look at the other car from a long way off and then just deliberately swung itself into the side of it.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:11 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:56 am
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68794743


Harry Kane's three eldest children have been taken to hospital with minor injuries after being involved in a three-car crash in Germany.
The crash happened on Monday at 17:15 BST near Munich



All joking aside, glad the kids are Ok, but the Head of the Bayern Munich medical team is extremely concerned and thinks that upon hearing of the accident Harry Kane became traumatised as he is now speaking perfectly clearly and hath lothed hith lithp.
Presumably, the car they were in had a good look at the other car from a long way off and then just deliberately swung itself into the side of it.
I just assumed the driver looked around and backed into it :shock:

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Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:54 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:11 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:56 am
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68794743


Harry Kane's three eldest children have been taken to hospital with minor injuries after being involved in a three-car crash in Germany.
The crash happened on Monday at 17:15 BST near Munich



All joking aside, glad the kids are Ok, but the Head of the Bayern Munich medical team is extremely concerned and thinks that upon hearing of the accident Harry Kane became traumatised as he is now speaking perfectly clearly and hath lothed hith lithp.
Presumably, the car they were in had a good look at the other car from a long way off and then just deliberately swung itself into the side of it.
I just assumed the driver looked around and backed into it :shock:
Borderline, all three of you!

But also:

Superb. :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:17 am
Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:54 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:11 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:56 am
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68794743


Harry Kane's three eldest children have been taken to hospital with minor injuries after being involved in a three-car crash in Germany.
The crash happened on Monday at 17:15 BST near Munich



All joking aside, glad the kids are Ok, but the Head of the Bayern Munich medical team is extremely concerned and thinks that upon hearing of the accident Harry Kane became traumatised as he is now speaking perfectly clearly and hath lothed hith lithp.
Presumably, the car they were in had a good look at the other car from a long way off and then just deliberately swung itself into the side of it.
I just assumed the driver looked around and backed into it :shock:
Borderline, all three of you!

But also:

Superb. :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:
:shock:


So we aren't (Auto) Bahned!? :D

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The Chavs have spent this season

Source BBC:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68805247


Chelsea spent £747m on transfers last season, according to accounts published by Companies House.



The wage bill rose by 18% to £404m, the second highest in the Premier League.

Players costing £592m were sold for £203m, although accounting rules mean that generated a profit of £63m.

As of 30 June 2023 - after the first full year under the ownership of Todd Boehly's Clearlake Capital consortium - the total cost of the squad was more than £1bn.

A further £450m has been spent on transfers since 30 June, but that will be included in the 2023-24 accounts.

On Friday it was revealed that Chelsea spent more than £75m on agents and intermediaries over the 12-month period to February 2024, the most of any Premier League side.

In March they reported a pre-tax loss of £90m, having lost £121m the previous year.

Under Premier League profit and sustainability (PSR) regulations, clubs can lose a maximum of £105m over three seasons before facing sanctions.

Certain costs, including investment in youth and women's teams, can be deducted, but Chelsea are likely to need to sell more players by 30 June in order to remain within the rules.
:roll:


...............................................

The Premier League is investigating potential financial rule breaches that occurred during previous owner Roman Abramovich's tenure

Everton have this season been deducted eight points for two breaches of PSR rules, while Nottingham Forest have been deducted four points.

Hope they throw the Book at the ChavCunts :box:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:17 am
Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:54 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:11 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:56 am
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68794743


Harry Kane's three eldest children have been taken to hospital with minor injuries after being involved in a three-car crash in Germany.
The crash happened on Monday at 17:15 BST near Munich



All joking aside, glad the kids are Ok, but the Head of the Bayern Munich medical team is extremely concerned and thinks that upon hearing of the accident Harry Kane became traumatised as he is now speaking perfectly clearly and hath lothed hith lithp.
Presumably, the car they were in had a good look at the other car from a long way off and then just deliberately swung itself into the side of it.
I just assumed the driver looked around and backed into it :shock:
Borderline, all three of you!

But also:

Superb. :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:
:shock:


So we aren't (Auto) Bahned!? :D
My my you are motoring along with the puns. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:17 am
Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:54 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:11 am


Presumably, the car they were in had a good look at the other car from a long way off and then just deliberately swung itself into the side of it.
I just assumed the driver looked around and backed into it :shock:
Borderline, all three of you!

But also:

Superb. :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:
:shock:


So we aren't (Auto) Bahned!? :D
My my you are motoring along with the puns. :lol: :wink:
Is It Driving you around the Bendz ? :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:17 am
Nick Nack wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:54 am


I just assumed the driver looked around and backed into it :shock:
Borderline, all three of you!

But also:

Superb. :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:
:shock:


So we aren't (Auto) Bahned!? :D
My my you are motoring along with the puns. :lol: :wink:
Is It Driving you around the Bendz ? :D
:lol:

Well it tyres me out slightly. Boot I do like a good pun! :-P

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