Forum Issues - Crap Basically

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Re: Forum Issues - Crap Basically

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:16 am
Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly.

It could be any number of things, but one thing an IT mate said to me years ago was accessing the interwebs on your phone can be more problematic than by pc.

Your phone's cache or RAM might be full or near full and as phone owners we tend to clear cache info less often or not at all compard to when we use pc or laptops. This will slow your phone in general and affect Internet access.

Also if you have a lot of apps on your phone many will run in the background even when "closed" and that also slows your device down.

Add in auto updates that might be running without your knowledge - all these things or a combination of a few of them can be the cause.

And then you add in possible bandwidth congestion at times when everyone in your area is on the interwebs.

Etc etc etc. :wink:
So what you're saying is the the forum is synchronised with the Team? :? :D :wink:

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:20 am
DB turned down the modding job on the Real Madrid forum to keep the lights on here you ungrateful bastards. If the big wigs from OG towers gave him £100m to improve this place he would hand it back because signing new members who would make rational, well thought out, informative posts would kill Augie and OBG :barscarf:
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xgtdec wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:41 am
In fairness we have been voted the 4th best forum which in its own way is like a trophy......and with an expected posts target that we are meeting im not sure what all the complaints are about.
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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:52 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:16 am
Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly.

It could be any number of things, but one thing an IT mate said to me years ago was accessing the interwebs on your phone can be more problematic than by pc.

Your phone's cache or RAM might be full or near full and as phone owners we tend to clear cache info less often or not at all compard to when we use pc or laptops. This will slow your phone in general and affect Internet access.

Also if you have a lot of apps on your phone many will run in the background even when "closed" and that also slows your device down.

Add in auto updates that might be running without your knowledge - all these things or a combination of a few of them can be the cause.

And then you add in possible bandwidth congestion at times when everyone in your area is on the interwebs.

Etc etc etc. :wink:

Is that you Arsene?? It clearly was “special circumstances”, blah blah blah.

Overall I think we need to rename you DB Wenger.

:lol: :wink:
:shock:

Did.... did you just call me a "cùnt"? :rubchin:

You did, didn't you. You just cùnted me. :shock:


:lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:04 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:52 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:16 am
Anyhow, had a chat with Rob last night and there is nothing at the forum end that is causing this intermittent slow loading. I find it comes and goes every few weeks. It can be fine for weeks on end and then one or two days it'll just slow down badly.

It could be any number of things, but one thing an IT mate said to me years ago was accessing the interwebs on your phone can be more problematic than by pc.

Your phone's cache or RAM might be full or near full and as phone owners we tend to clear cache info less often or not at all compard to when we use pc or laptops. This will slow your phone in general and affect Internet access.

Also if you have a lot of apps on your phone many will run in the background even when "closed" and that also slows your device down.

Add in auto updates that might be running without your knowledge - all these things or a combination of a few of them can be the cause.

And then you add in possible bandwidth congestion at times when everyone in your area is on the interwebs.

Etc etc etc. :wink:

Is that you Arsene?? It clearly was “special circumstances”, blah blah blah.

Overall I think we need to rename you DB Wenger.

:lol: :wink:
:shock:

Did.... did you just call me a "cùnt"? :rubchin:

You did, didn't you. You just cùnted me. :shock:


:lol: :wink:
Heaven forbid! As if I, or anyone else on here would do such a thing DB.

We regard you as our Dear Leader…much in the mould of Mussolini, our very own Il Duce. Mind you, how did that end up? :rubchin:

:lol: :wink:

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Is anyone willing to crowd fund a DB Out Banner? :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 9:57 am
Is anyone willing to crowd fund a DB Out Banner? :lol:
I'll organise a plane to fly over his dungeon to display it if you do :barscarf:

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rodders999 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 10:02 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 9:57 am
Is anyone willing to crowd fund a DB Out Banner? :lol:
I'll organise a plane to fly over his dungeon to display it if you do :barscarf:
When he finally moves on it will take a decade to sort out this forum. :lol:

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DBKB! :barscarf:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Someone's got to do similar with that photo form the Asia tour where Wenger's disciples are holding up a framed picture of him like some holy relic, think SteveO had it as his profile pic at some stage (maybe he still does).

Are you DBOB or DBKB :barscarf:

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:barscarf:

(Couldn't find the one you meant, Robbers. Maybe SteveO still has it.)

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Superb sir :lol:

We’ve just reached peak OG Forum :barscarf:

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:D :D

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 2:06 pm
DBKB! :barscarf:

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Fucking hell, now I have an image in my head that this is what DB10 actually looks like.

Except much smaller :shock: :wink: :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 10:20 am
rodders999 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 10:02 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 9:57 am
Is anyone willing to crowd fund a DB Out Banner? :lol:
I'll organise a plane to fly over his dungeon to display it if you do :barscarf:
When he finally moves on it will take a decade to sort out this forum. :lol:
:coffeespit:
Quality stuff chaps. :lol: :lol: 8)

I'll chip in a fiver to the crowd funder. :barscarf:

And it will take two decades just to delete all of rodders' stealth porn when I go! :D :wink:

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