LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[OneBardGooner]

ps: a 40 minute special of Frankie Boyle the Glaswegian Ginger Cookie Monster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZUZ-yI6ytA

[DB10GOONER]

ps: a 40 minute special of Frankie Boyle the Glaswegian Ginger Cookie Monster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZUZ-yI6ytA

Legend.

Mock the week stopped bring funny the day he left. Notice the Beeb / Dave NEVER show reruns of the episodes he was in? No woke agendas there then. Cùnts.

[DB10GOONER]

Cheers DB and Onebard, yes been playing cricket a lot, 6 games to go, win all six and we'll win the league, us and a Romsey team have won all our games.

They have an average of 23.4, ours is 23.22, maximum is 24 points per game.

They have the No1 bowler in the Hampshire county leagues.

Seems familiar to Arsenal against shitty

One of our best bowler's broke his thumb last night in a T20 game

We play them in two weeks time, should be good game.

For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.

Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.

Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"

Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

[OneBardGooner]

Cheers DB and Onebard, yes been playing cricket a lot, 6 games to go, win all six and we'll win the league, us and a Romsey team have won all our games.

They have an average of 23.4, ours is 23.22, maximum is 24 points per game.

They have the No1 bowler in the Hampshire county leagues.

Seems familiar to Arsenal against shitty

One of our best bowler's broke his thumb last night in a T20 game

We play them in two weeks time, should be good game.

For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.

Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.

Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"

Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

Yup! Quartz still has to wear Diapers to this day.


Oh! And he walks like he's astride a fuckin' Horse!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Cheers DB and Onebard, yes been playing cricket a lot, 6 games to go, win all six and we'll win the league, us and a Romsey team have won all our games.

They have an average of 23.4, ours is 23.22, maximum is 24 points per game.

They have the No1 bowler in the Hampshire county leagues.

Seems familiar to Arsenal against shitty

One of our best bowler's broke his thumb last night in a T20 game

We play them in two weeks time, should be good game.

For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.

Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.

Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"

Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.

Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.

Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"

Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

Yup! Quartz still has to wear Diapers to this day.


Oh! And he walks like he's astride a fuckin' Horse!

We never mention Quartz and why/how he disappeared and if spuddy was involved or not

damn I've said to much

[DB10GOONER]

For a moderate fee, DB and I can dispose of him for you... We've got the Transit fuelled and ready to go....A quick exit is cheaper, but if you want the c.unt tortured that adds 50% and if you want to watch then that'll also cost extra.

Just PM me in the next 3 days but you'll have to be quick as our services are much in demand.

Especially since the uhmm "Quartz Incident"

Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in

A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Thanks guys, do you accept bitcoin payment

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in

A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!

Well I've got an old subuteo table I can set up so that they can have a full game on it, I can be Ken Dodd looking after his diddymen

[OneBardGooner]

Absolutely.... But if the bottom falls out of the bitcoin market we send Spuddy around as a permanent guest

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in

A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!

Well I've got an old subuteo table I can set up so that they can have a full game on it, I can be Ken Dodd looking after his diddymen

Fuuuuuck Lefty That Sounds Well Dodgy.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Yep. And you don't want Spuddy as a permanent guest, Lefty. Because it will be your anal passage he takes up residence in.

I've got a shoe box spuddy can live in

A shoebox? That'd be like a whole block of flats for Spuddy!

Well I've got an old subuteo table I can set up so that they can have a full game on it, I can be Ken Dodd looking after his diddymen

Fuuuuuck Lefty That Sounds Well Dodgy.

Well I'm nothing but dodgy mate, that's well known

[OneBardGooner]

Uhhmmm! Oh! I Seeeee !

So your first name is 'Dodgy' and your surname is 'Lefty'

Kinda rhymes mate... Yeah Cool!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Uhhmmm! Oh! I Seeeee !

So your first name is 'Dodgy' and your surname is 'Lefty'

Kinda rhymes mate... Yeah Cool!

Well it rhymes as much as your song for Calafiori I suppose

[OneBardGooner]

Oi! Don't you start!


That's got the potential to be a Number 1 Hit (I said HIT!!!) all over it.

Rick Wakeman has agreed to play Keyboards, with DB on Lead Guitar, Bill Bruford on Drums & Percussion, with Jessica Raine on Back-up vocals, in a Very Tight mini-skirt and Charlotte Church (Topless and covered in Baby Oil) on lead vocals. You can come in and play Air Cricket Bat if you like! .

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Oi! Don't you start!


That's got the potential to be a Number 1 Hit (I said HIT!!!) all over it.

Rick Wakeman has agreed to play Keyboards, with DB on Lead Guitar, Bill Bruford on Drums & Percussion, with Jessica Raine on Back-up vocals, in a Very Tight mini-skirt and Charlotte Church (Topless and covered in Baby Oil) on lead vocals. You can come in and play Air Cricket Bat if you like! .

I'll have you know I'm also a very good tambourine player

[OneBardGooner]

Oi! Don't you start!


That's got the potential to be a Number 1 Hit (I said HIT!!!) all over it.

Rick Wakeman has agreed to play Keyboards, with DB on Lead Guitar, Bill Bruford on Drums & Percussion, with Jessica Raine on Back-up vocals, in a Very Tight mini-skirt and Charlotte Church (Topless and covered in Baby Oil) on lead vocals. You can come in and play Air Cricket Bat if you like! .

I'll have you know I'm also a very good tambourine player

Shake That Thaaaang!