DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Sat Apr 19, 2025 12:32 am
xgtdec wrote: ↑Tue Apr 15, 2025 1:48 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Apr 15, 2025 9:00 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Apr 15, 2025 7:39 am
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Apr 14, 2025 3:44 pm
Oh! Well....
Anyway...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdxggynle81t
A few quotes by the "Astronauts" after the flight....
Katy Perry says she feels "super connected to life" and "so connected to love" after landing back on Earth. Not that the Pleasure Trip in Space she just went on has anything to do with adding another 1,000 Tonnes of Carbon Monoxide to Earth's Atmosphere....
Why Katy Perry chose to sing in space
Uhhhmmm!
Because she can't sing on Earth!?
That headline should read, "Atonal entitled rich cùnt and other entitled cùnts sadly survive trip to space."
... Aaaah! <sigh> You have such a way of getting to the heart of the matter mate!
Did they (any of the blue suited ladies) actually pilot the ship or was it a bit of a glorified carnival ride, get strapped in, have a bit of a float about while people who actually know what they are doing work in the background?
Nope, these entitled, tone-deaf (especially pertinent description in fucking Katy fucking Perry's case
) bitches trained on nothing more than
how to open and close their seat belts. I shit you not.
This video explains it all very succinctly and
some of the comments under it are absolute comedy gold:
https://youtu.be/eNJxALUUKhQ?si=xrKcKaEZQEA8QS97
Even Lefty would be proud of some of these!
"The average IQ of the planet went up while they were in space."
"The biggest catastrophe is that they came back"
"
As a woman, this is extremely embarrassing."
"It should be illegal sending that much plastic into space."
"It's like splashing around in your local pool, coming out 11 minutes later and calling yourself a Navy SEAL."
"Ah, the traditional flared pants of a genuine flight suit"
Wowsa! That Is One Big Dildo... Apparently it was designed with both and Kerry Katona in mind...
Of course they adhered to the Traditional Flared Trousers look that Neil Armstrong made so famous when he went for a sashay on the Moon on July 20th 1969!
Also notice the little 2 step ladder in the background for those Brave Exhausted pioneers of space to exit the craft!
You really couldn't make this shit up.....
if they had...It was all done by Remote (I think).
