Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[Nick Nack]

Potato head Rooney is available..... just saying

[Perryashburtongroves]

Potato head Rooney is available..... just saying

He's got some experience at clubs in the lower tiers so would be a good fit for them in a few months.

[OneBardGooner]

Potato head Rooney is available..... just saying

Or Rat Face

[Nick Nack]

Potato head Rooney is available..... just saying

He's got some experience at clubs in the lower tiers so would be a good fit for them in a few months.

[EssexGooner1981]

2 Balon D'or winners.
2 Balon D'or runner-ups.

And then Mason Mount

What a fucking comedown

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[REB]

but we will all be cheering them on next sunday

[DB10GOONER]

2 Balon D'or winners.
2 Balon D'or runner-ups.

And then Mason Mount

What a fucking comedown

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When you look at it there are five absolute cùnts in that picture.

What is the collective noun for that? A gaggle of cùnts? A murder of cùnts? Oh yeah, it's a Rooney of cùnts.

[Limerick Gooner]

2 Balon D'or winners.
2 Balon D'or runner-ups.

And then Mason Mount

What a fucking comedown

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When you look at it there are five absolute cùnts in that picture.

What is the collective noun for that? A gaggle of cùnts? A murder of cùnts? Oh yeah, it's a Rooney of cùnts.

A Rooney of Cantona’s.

[falkirk goon]

2 Balon D'or winners.
2 Balon D'or runner-ups.

And then Mason Mount

What a fucking comedown

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When you look at it there are five absolute cùnts in that picture.

What is the collective noun for that? A gaggle of cùnts? A murder of cùnts? Oh yeah, it's a Rooney of cùnts.

A shower of filthy c unts

[Sid33]

Utd looking to sack up to 200 staff, Ratcliff must be wishing those Arabs had bought the club.
They are in a bigger mess off the pitch than on it.
There's no way they'll be building a new stadium.
Surely impossible to strengthen the squad with any quality in the summer.
I reckon he'll be looking to sell, which would open the door again for arab investment which wont be snubbed next time

[falkirk goon]

Next league game is against these at theirs..They truly are shite but I suspect they'll get their usual positive result against us at their gaff.

[DB10GOONER]

Still laughing!

[OneBardGooner]

If you (as in anyone / all of us) wait for long enough the Universe takes its own revenge... Some refer to it as Karma...Dunno about that, But to see them floundering both On and Off The Pitch year after year, season after season Spending Zillions and Getting Nowhere, Hiring and Sacking Managers at a quicker rate than a branch of McDonalds, And after All the Dirty Tricks Red Nose pulled in all his dodgy Bullying Tactics and his intimidating of Match Officials and the Spineless FA and now This....






SCHWEEEEEEEEEEET!

[Bradywasking]

I read that Wayne Rooney is calling for the Manchester City v QPR game in 2012 to be investigated. The famous game where City scored in injury time to deprive Manchester United the title.
He was speaking on " The Overlap" with Jamie Carragher. He claimed that Paddy Kenny, the QPR goalkeeper threw two goals in..He said QPR knew they were safe and gave the ball back to City on purpose.

Listen granny-shagger, we would like a word about the "50th game" in 2004.

[Perryashburtongroves]

I read that Wayne Rooney is calling for the Manchester City v QPR game in 2012 to be investigated. The famous game where City scored in injury time to deprive Manchester United the title.
He was speaking on " The Overlap" with Jamie Carragher. He claimed that Paddy Kenny, the QPR goalkeeper threw two goals in..He said QPR knew they were safe and gave the ball back to City on purpose.

Listen granny-shagger, we would like a word about the "50th game" in 2004.

Fat twat. The granny-shagging imbecile forgets all the match-fixing his alcoholic, sex-pest manager was involved in for years and how many teams downed tools against his lot to do red nose a 'favour.' Fuck off, you fat cúnt.