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tinpot lane
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Is the classic..........

"Does the social no your here?"

to the mickey mousers too un-PC thses days to mention?

:?

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Quartz won't be a happy man :shock:
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Post by ds »

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Is the classic..........

"Does the social no your here?"

to the mickey mousers too un-PC thses days to mention?

:?

"
2 minutes
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat

In your Liverpool slums!

8)
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gus ceasar is a legend
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ds wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Is the classic..........

"Does the social no your here?"

to the mickey mousers too un-PC thses days to mention?

:?

"
2 minutes
Countdown is commencing!

Hats on!

:lol:
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Post by ds »

silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gus ceasar is a legend
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Charlie Nicolas

Charlie Nicholas

Who put the ball in the scouser net

Charlie Nicholas


and.........

One nil down

Two one up

We fucked Rush's record up!

8)
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Post by Reg Niseth »

WHERE WAS HE BORN?
he was born in a flat in Holloway
he'll play for England one fine day
yes he will, I know he will
oh Charlie, Oh Charlie

WHAT DID HE DO?
he scored two goals at man city
scored the winner at wem-ber-ly
he'll go down in history
oh charlie, of charlie
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Post by QuartzGooner »

"Does the social know you're here?"

It has wit and yes it takes the piss but it is banter not malicious.

Just liek when we used to sing "Sheepshaggers" at the Norwich fans or "Combine Harvester" to the Ipswich ones.
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Reg Niseth
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tip toe through the Park Lane
with a skull cap
and a salt beef sandwich
tiptoe through the Park Lane with me
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standing on the corner at white hart lane
along came a tottenham fan
and asked me my name
put me hand in me gaberdine coat
pulled out a razor, slit the c***s throat
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Post by QuartzGooner »

Am happy that those two above examples from Reg remain in the past.
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Post by REB »

We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round tottenham,
running round tottenham,
running round tottenham with our willies hanging out.
singing we've got foreskins you ain't,
singing we've got foreskins you ain't,
singing we've got foreskins,
we've got foreskins,
we've got foreskins you ain't.
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Post by Galasso »

Gooner1315 wrote:If I had the eye of an Eagle,
The arse of a cow,
Id fly over Tottenham tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below,
SHIT ON SHIT ON,
SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW

(heard so many different versions of it)
How about the right one :?: :shock: :wink:

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the ass of a crow
I'd fly over tottenham tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below, below
Shit on....

And...

You are the scousers
the ugly scousers
you're only happy
on giro day
your mothers thieving
your dads drug dealing
so pleae dont take, my hubcaps, away.
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Post by Galasso »

REBEL GOONER wrote:We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round tottenham,
running round tottenham,
running round tottenham with our willies hanging out.
singing we've got foreskins you ain't,
singing we've got foreskins you ain't,
singing we've got foreskins,
we've got foreskins,
we've got foreskins you ain't.
Rather than "you aint" it's "haven't you" :wink:
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gus ceasar is a legend
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Galasso wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round tottenham,
running round tottenham,
running round tottenham with our willies hanging out.
singing we've got foreskins you ain't,
singing we've got foreskins you ain't,
singing we've got foreskins,
we've got foreskins,
we've got foreskins you ain't.
Rather than "you aint" it's "haven't you" :wink:
Or in Rebel's language "haven't ye"!

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