David Fucking Bentley

tel · Post by **tel** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:46 am

Boomer wrote:How about Ashley's Boyfriend?

Or as mention not give him the time off day by getting behind Theo in respects to England and the fact that Walcott ahead of him!

"Walcotts Boot boy!, your just Walcotts Boot boy.
Walcotts Boot boy!, your just Walcotts Boot boy!"

Think I'll use that one tomorrow night. GOod call.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:53 am

Which one?

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:01 am

i doubt anyone will agree with me or do it, but we should try reverse pyschology tomorrow evening - if we clapped him and gave him a standing ovation, he - and more importantly theyid fans, prob wouldnt understand why, and it may work to our effect - but i cant see us doing it to be honest!!

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:19 am

No - more like Girly whoo-ing! bit like when Ronaldo comes to town.

It's annoying and really off putting! and it wouldn't make him angry and raise his game like a chant would as soon as he touches the ball we all start coo-ing.

Then when he fucks up - then we can sing a song or three!
That would be so funny!

Irish Gooner · Post by **Irish Gooner** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:31 am

Hopefully Bentley will be viciously abused for being the wanker that he really is.

Bentley is a wanker
He wears a wanker hat
And when he seen Jenas, he f*d him up the arse.

He takes it up the arse
He takes it up the arse
He takes it up the ARSSSEEENNNNNAAAALLLLLLLLL
ARSENAL,ARSENAL,ARSENAL
ARSENAL,ARSENAL,ARSENAL

Decent efforts.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:40 pm

Just come to me!
Well if the rumours are right (which I doubt!) that Beckham will join Sp*ds in the future. Highly unlikely!

However, you would think that Beckham would play on the right wing which would put Bentley down the pecking order.

So.....

"Beckham's gonna get ya!"

or

"Replaced by Beckham, you'll be replaced by Beckham.
Replaced by Beckham, you'll be replaced by Beckham"

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:45 pm

Magic Merse wrote:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-INFLATABLE-MO ... 2003r27904

Can't we get a few of these to get going around the crowd.

or these... http://www.windycitynovelties.com/Epays ... id=FRO6176

Post by **g88ner** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:47 pm

Bentley: (a few years back) - "To get compared to Bergkamp, who is my hero, is brilliant... "

I chorus of "One Dennis Bergkamp! There's only one Dennis Bergkamp!" would be nice.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:49 pm

g88ner wrote:Bentley: (a few years back) - "To get compared to Bergkamp, who is my hero, is brilliant but I'm my own player and I'm there to take his place,"

I chorus of "One Dennis Bergkamp! There's only one Dennis Bergkamp!" would be nice.

Sounds good... ...like at Sunderland when we sung "Vieira woooaahh.."?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:36 pm

Not for Bentley this time but that prick Jenas deserves some stick as well, so if King pulls a hamstring overnight while knocking one out to the spuds beverage cup dvd or whatever and Jenas is captain tomorrow how about to "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands":

He shoved his whole phone up Cashleyâ€™s bum
He shoved his whole phone up Cashleyâ€™s bum
But he was only disowned by his mum
When he was made captain of the scum

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:54 pm

"Walcott for England" x four

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:03 pm

Suggested by a mate of mine to the Cadburys Roses song,

Thank you very for the Bentley money thank you thank very much

or to the point! oops up side head

Say oops up Bentleys a *word censored* say oops up bentleys a *word censored*

Dayno · Post by **Dayno** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:10 pm

Keep it simple for WHEN were 2 nil up

Bentley whats the score
Bentley Bentley whats the score :barscar

Buzzin for this one. Come on The Arsenal

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:35 pm

Dayno wrote:Keep it simple for WHEN were 2 nil up

Bentley whats the score
Bentley Bentley whats the score :barscar

Buzzin for this one. Come on The Arsenal

Not alone mate!