Official ADULT joke thread.... (A)

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:16 am

I was messaging this girl over the internet recently â€“ we shared a lot of interests, dreams and hopes for the future.

I suggested we meet up, and then she told me she was only 14 years old. I said I didnâ€™t mind too much, and Iâ€™d still like to meet her.

In her next message she told me she was an undercover cop!! I was amazed! Imagine being an undercover cop at her age!!!

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Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:28 am

ooooooh

get your tin hat ready for that one

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:31 am

Clever.. I like it.

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:31 am

Basil aint gonna be happy

ds · Post by ds » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:37 am

fucking hilarious mate

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:43 am

A Paedophile was walking through the woods with a small boy and it was starting to get dark.

The small boy says to the paedo "I'm scared, it's getting so dark"

To which the paedo replies "You're scared, feel sorry for me as I've gotta walk back alone"

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:47 am

oooooooooh

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:00 am

Wayno wrote:A Paedophile was walking through the woods with a small boy and it was starting to get dark.

The small boy says to the paedo "I'm scared, it's getting so dark"

To which the paedo replies "You're scared, feel sorry for me as I've gotta walk back alone"

I told that one a while back but refused to put it on here as I thought it was too dodgy. I resorted to telling only those that wanted to know by PM. Trust you to be the one that put it on full display

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:12 am

The wife asked me is there is anything she could do to improve her blow job technique. I told her she should do it more like her sister

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:13 am

REBEL GOONER wrote:The wife asked me is there is anything she could do to improve her blow job technique. I told her she should do it more like her sister

I take it you've also tried the rodeo position then

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:22 am

SPUDMASHER wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:The wife asked me is there is anything she could do to improve her blow job technique. I told her she should do it more like her sister
I take it you've also tried the rodeo position then

thats a classic

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:33 am

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:50 am

was watching my wife and her sister playing bowling on the Wii.
My sister in law asked if I wanted to play.
I said I would like see her box first.

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:10 pm

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:13 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:was watching my wife and her sister playing bowling on the Wii.
My sister in law asked if I wanted to play.
I said I would like see her box first.

I nearly broke my bloody hand playing that. I accidently punched the underneath of the stairs.