Need Help...Valentine IOU's!!!!!

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
Charlie! Charlie! wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Well I've got couple of ideas but thought should get some male input and no point asking the blokes I work with......

1 is gay, 1 is Muslim(don't celebrate Valentines) and the third one is a s**d.!!!




p.s Before people jump on me saying that I'm being racist or homophobic, I'm not....the first 2 are great guys just can't help me but I won't apologise about the s**d...he's a twat!!!!
Didn't realise you worked with Charlie, Khalid and Rebel!

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Imagine stirring our porridge eh? :shock:
Like you with onemoreminute and ds?

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She has got better taste than to go with me..... Not sure about onemoretryplease though?
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Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:just give him the mother of all blowjobs. Video it and give him the dvd to keep. He'll appreciate that much more.
Nah mate already got that! Wanna look?

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Not if it's anything like the other one you showed me.

Vicki, you're a dirty girl :wink:
Ha ha...why do you think he married me!!!!??? :oops: :shock: :wink:


:the_doris_2:

Cos Rebel turned him down :lol:
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bum fun :barscarf:
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REBEL GOONER wrote:anal and oral


cant go wrong with those as iou's
Beat me to it.

Anal, followed by Oral (and no trips to the bathroom to wipe it down inbetween)

"....if you loved me you'd do it...." :lol:
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digger wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:anal and oral


cant go wrong with those as iou's
Beat me to it.

Anal, followed by Oral (and no trips to the bathroom to wipe it down inbetween)

"....if you loved me you'd do it...." :lol:
Followed by "my ex used to"!

:lol:
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
digger wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:anal and oral


cant go wrong with those as iou's
Beat me to it.

Anal, followed by Oral (and no trips to the bathroom to wipe it down inbetween)

"....if you loved me you'd do it...." :lol:
Followed by "my ex used to"!

:lol:

"....and she fucking loved it...."

:lol:
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digger wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
digger wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:anal and oral


cant go wrong with those as iou's
Beat me to it.

Anal, followed by Oral (and no trips to the bathroom to wipe it down inbetween)

"....if you loved me you'd do it...." :lol:
Followed by "my ex used to"!

:lol:

"....and she fucking loved it...."

:lol:
"she even let her sister join in"

:lol:
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"....and her mum"

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and her german Shepard




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I thought that was her mum!? :shock:
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DV,DA?
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thats a bit too gay for me number 5 :shock:
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Afraid of being the "small" man rebel?
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
Charlie! Charlie! wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:
Mrs Gus (Doris) wrote:Well I've got couple of ideas but thought should get some male input and no point asking the blokes I work with......

1 is gay, 1 is Muslim(don't celebrate Valentines) and the third one is a s**d.!!!




p.s Before people jump on me saying that I'm being racist or homophobic, I'm not....the first 2 are great guys just can't help me but I won't apologise about the s**d...he's a twat!!!!
Didn't realise you worked with Charlie, Khalid and Rebel!

:lol:
Imagine stirring our porridge eh? :shock:
Like you with onemoreminute and ds?

:lol:
Gus, are you saying Charlie is gay, Onemoreminute is muslim and I'm *** scum? :shock:

Anyhow back to original.... hmm valentine iou lets see, oh ok I've got it

I'd like ****, followed by ********, then **** *********, then **** again, then ***********, then we'd both use the ******, then I'd quite like to do a bit of *******, then one final ****. Do you think thats asking too much?


If anyone can guess the missing letters they win a night of passion with Spuddy
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Post by digger »

Number 5 wrote:Afraid of being the "small" man rebel?

wouldn't that be an advantage in DVDA??? :shock:
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