This is a song sheet developed for anyone going to the match on Wednesday 31st January.
Me and my mate Louise (Dizzy Blonde Gooner) Have made up some of our own songs to sing
aswell as digging out some of them old classics that we all know and love.
Dont hesitate to forward this bulliten & get everyone chanting on the night.
2-0 down...2-2 draw
and we even helped you score
with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
why dont **** f*ck off home!
Baptista got a hat trick at the lane
Baptista got a hat trick at the lane....
Baptista got a hat trick
Baptista got a hat trick
Baptista got a hat trick at the lane...
The beast was unleashed at the lane
the beast was unleashed at the lane
the beast was unleashed the beast was unleashed
the beast was unleashed at the lane
His shit his slow
and West Ham let him go
Jermaine Defoe, Jermaine Defoe
his shit his slow
and west ham let him go
Jermaine Defoe, Jermaine Defoe
England number 1,
England Englands number 1
(Hoyte or Walcott)
When the **** start to cry
coz they didnt qualify
thats Lasagne, thats Lasagne
First team, u got a shit first team,
you got a shit first team,
you got a shit first team.
This is a swearing song so please dont get it wrong
theres only 1 swear word
that word is Tottenham
Whose thats scoring the goals
is that Baptista, is it Baptista
I would rarther have The Beast then Robbie Keane
rarther have The Beast then Robbie Keane
i would rarther have The Beast rarther have The Beast
rarther have The Beast rarther have the beast then robbie keane
Lasagne wooahhh
Lasagne wooahhh
Tottenham got the squirts
there shit just like there shirts
The **** couldnt even beat our kids
The **** couldnt even beat our kids
The **** couldnt even
The **** couldnt even
The **** couldnt even beat our kids
i'd rather be a pikey then a ****
i'd rather be a pikey then a ****
i'd rather be a pikey
rather be a pikey
i'd rather be a pikey than a ****
Arsenal are magic
they've got some magic kids
the scousers couldnt beat em
and neither could the ****
Baptistas magic
he really likes to score....
he got 2 goals at white hart lane
and at anfield he got 4
Chimbonda woooaahhhh
Chimbonda woooaahhhh
who the fuck are you
what is it that you do?
Copyright Adam Stearman and Louise Boyd ©
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the lads in Red & White,
And we're f*cking Dynamite,
And Martin Jols mother is a whore
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said: F*CK OFF!
When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy,
Tottenham fan on a string,
Told me to kick his f*ckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in.
When I was just a little boy/girl,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs,
And here's what she said to me:
Go wash out your mouth son,
And go get your fathers gun,
Shoot all the Spurs Scum,
Que sara sara...
My old man said 'Be a Tottenham Fan',
But I said 'F*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt, you're a c*nt.
We'll follow the Arsenal over Land and Sea,
Follow the Arsenal unto victory.
Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Tottenham on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Because the b*st*rds ran too fast
White Hart Lane is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
White Hart Lane is falling down,
Poor old Tottenham!
Build it up in Red and White,
Red and White,
Red and White,
Build it up in Red and White,
Good old Arsenal!
What do you think of Tottenham?
Sh*t!
What do you think of sh*t?
Tottenham!
Thank you
He's only a poor little yiddo
his face is all tattered and torn
he makes me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing any more
Tottenham always running,
Chelsea running too,
Arsenal always running,
But only after you
Shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You only win shit cups,
You only win shit cups
One man went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
One man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
Two men went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
Two men, one man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Tottenham
Stand up if you hate Tottenham
Stand up if you hate Tottenham.....
Theres only one team in London
One team in London....
Theres only one team in London
We hate Tottenham, & we hate Tottenham
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham
we are the tottenham haters
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh
We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league
You're shit, and you know you are, you're shit, and you know you are
You're just a bunch of wankers, you're just a bunch of wankers
Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all
We won the league
at white (shite) hart Lane
We won the league at white hart lane
We won the league at the shit hole
We won the league at white hart lane
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
And if you are a Tottenham Fan,
surrender or you die,
cause we all follow the Arsenal.
Drink together in praise of the AFC
Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham hotspur
They can go to hell, to hell
So we'll drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together
In praise of the AFC
What we`re gonna do...
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show
That we're London's number one.
What we're gonna do
Is beat the scum,
Then we will show
That we're London's number one
One-Nil down Two-One Up (1987)
One-Nil Down, Two-One Up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la
(with sheer pride)- ohhh Rocjy Rocky, Rocy Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and your ground's a dump,
You're shit, and you got no silverwear
Heyyy, heyyy Yiddo's you scum
I wanna knowww
where your captain's gone
She wore
She wore
She wore fishnet stockings
She wore fishnet stockings and stillettoes on her feet
And when I asked just why she wore those stockings
She said it's for my client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat,
He's the famous Tottenham pervert
And his name is david pleat...
If I had the wings of an eagle and I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over White Hart Lane and I'd shit on the bastards below
shit on shit on I'd shit on the bastards below
below shit on shit on I'd shit on the bastards below
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham,
ever seen Tottenham,
ever seen Tottenham win the league?
(Have you fuck)
If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham
Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh
Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song
Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?
Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day
Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap,
pride of London
Went down the Lane the other night,
To tell the **** scum
We got the new Ian Wright, they said to me,
How can that be
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
And thats the old classics ©
What do u all think?
