Players you'd want to fight to impress the Dorises

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:45 pm

For us this is "I wish I could", whereas in Manchester, Liverpool and Newcastle, hitting a footballer on a night out is considered normal behaviour.

And, some of players here mentioned have hit members of the public. Does that mean footballers have a forum like this and start discussing between themselves which fans they want to fight

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:53 pm

And, some of players here mentioned have hit members of the public. Does that mean footballers have a forum like this and start discussing between themselves which fans they want to fight

If they did have a forum, I guess Cantona must have said Matthew Simmons whereas Carragher just wanted to throw the average scouse wage at us.

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:00 pm

It would have to be lee Hughes,unless he was in a car, full of drugs(allegedly) and driving recklessly.

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:05 pm

I would love to land a right hook on either bowyer or fat frank and dennis wise.

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:59 pm

jus watch that haka vid, to be honest if any of them squared up to me i would rather dig my own grave an shoot myself

N13Gooner · Post by **N13Gooner** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:05 pm

Cant believe no one wants to batter Frank Lampard!

Cant STAND that c**t!

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:31 pm

I would love to take on El Hadj Diouf in my local pub car park and pummel the shit out of him. Failing that Nicky Hunt - who's middle name is Nicky Waddock Hunt!!

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:07 pm

N13Gooner wrote:Cant believe no one wants to batter Frank Lampard!

Cant STAND that c**t!

No-one likes"batter" more than Frank! Salad - battered, muesli - battered

If you battered Frank Lampard, he'd only eat his way out.

26may1989 · Post by **26may1989** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:20 am

burns718 wrote:jus watch that haka vid, to be honest if any of them squared up to me i would rather dig my own grave an shoot myself

Would this lot make you feel braver Burnsy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCpPGNDr1U

Who says white men can't dance...?

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:27 am

that is fuckin legendary. fukin laughin my arse off.

i rekon they could still do bowyer though

surely someone must hate mouriho (dont care ow its spelt hes a *word censored*) enough to smash his face in, perhaps we could ask joey bartons cousins, o no wait mourinho isnt black is he have to get someone else to do it

goonerak · Post by **goonerak** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:53 am

I am totally rubbish a fighting so I would have to take on someone like Theo Walcott or Juninho.

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:02 pm

Sorry mate but you have just lost ur masculinity even if you are you should try and come across macho like IHH.

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:04 pm

I wouldn't want to fight frank lampard

he would f**king sit on me

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:24 pm

26may1989 wrote:
burns718 wrote:jus watch that haka vid, to be honest if any of them squared up to me i would rather dig my own grave an shoot myself
Would this lot make you feel braver Burnsy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCpPGNDr1U

Who says white men can't dance...?

THAT'S HILARIOUS MATEY.

PROBABLY INSPIRED BY OUR OWN MORRIS DANCERS!

THAT'S PROBABLY THE REASON WHY THE NZ RUGBY BOARD WERE PERSUADED TO INCLUDE A FEW PLAYERS FROM THE INDIGENOUS POPULATION - IN ORDER TO MAKE THE DANCE LOOK LESS POOFY AND A BIT MORE SCARY!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:49 pm

Ben-gooner14 wrote:Sorry mate but you have just lost ur masculinity even if you are you should try and come across macho like IHH.

ET TU, YOUNG BEN GOONER14?