Almunia Caption Competition

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:03 pm

"ok..wot fecker glued that ball to the bar?"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:04 pm

Vince... the new Basil.

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:06 pm

THE HAND OF TWAT

Basil is a Gooner · Post by **Basil is a Gooner** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:10 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Vince... the new Basil.

Hmm, not bad DB10, but doesnt really relate to the pic does it.?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:11 pm

The ballboy giggled happily to himself as he held onto the loose thread from Almunia's shorts... "That'll teach the big spaz," he thought.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:23 pm

Almunia: "Wheeeeeeee !!! Look How High I Can Jump!!"

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:26 pm

is it a bird, is it a plane - no it's Super CÃºnt

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:30 pm

Almunia got ready for his new career in tampon advertising by firing out mysterious blue liquid from his fanny to disguise the bloody mess heâ€™d made with his flap.

clockendal · Post by **clockendal** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:39 pm

Arsenal trial goal line technology with a twist. Remote controlled Keepers

perrygrovesworld · Post by **perrygrovesworld** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:52 pm

Vince wrote:

Little Jack Wilshere thanked his lucky stars that it wasn't everyday he had to look after Almunia's dog during training.

GunnerDude · Post by **GunnerDude** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:17 pm

Not again

oh well, lets sing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Manuel walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Chorus

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along,
Without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Chorus

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat

oaodan · Post by **oaodan** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:10 pm

Vince wrote:

Fuck me,I nearly got to that one.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:45 pm

"My my, signed Big Dave Seaman, as his earlier conversation with Mr Wenger proved correct. "I tell thee, if we restrict the bloke with a rope made of Rotherham yarn AND make him jump with his eyes closed, he could hardly be worse than he was last season!".

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:41 pm

Arsenal's best keeper for the last 3 seasons................The Woodwork

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