Premiership Footballer Involved in Orgy

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:08 am

I own up to all this.

It was me.

I told them I was a footballer in order to increase my chances of scoring, and in current parlance, I scored a hat trick.

Now that I am being blackmailed, I am actually relaxed, because I have very little cash anyway so what are they going to get out of me.

The reason I went to the old bill is because they have a film of me taking a ***** and a second hand rubber ***** and putting them half way up one of their ***** and then ****** on their *****, and I do not want my boss to see it as it might harm my firm's public image.

Peeman · Post by **Peeman** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:14 am

QuartzGooner wrote:I own up to all this.

It was me.

I told them I was a footballer in order to increase my chances of scoring, and in current parlance, I scored a hat trick.

Now that I am being blackmailed, I am actually relaxed, because I have very little cash anyway so what are they going to get out of me.

The reason I went to the old bill is because they have a film of me taking a ***** and a second hand rubber ***** and putting them half way up one of their ***** and then ****** on their *****, and I do not want my boss to see it as it might harm my firm's public image.

I thought it was only spurs *word censored* and **** that were classed as expletives on this forum. What the fuck were u doing ??

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:26 am

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Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:29 am

radford just not give a fuck.

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:31 am

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TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:14 am

Chamakh would only have shagged one of them, he'd have passed the other two to his mates when in a great position!

USMartin · Post by **USMartin** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:17 am

MM99 wrote:I suppose it quashes the rumours about him being gay then. Can't get much straighter than a threesome with a swedish blonde

Always Look on the bright side of....

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:00 am

HE ISN'T WHITE, HE ISN'T BLACK, HE COMES FROM A PLACE, THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR IRAQ, HE PLAYS UP FRONT IN ATTACK, HE'S OUR MAIN MAN, MAROUANNE CHAMAKH LALALALALALALALA

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:23 am

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Post by **QuartzGooner** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:36 am

tinpot lane wrote:HE ISN'T WHITE, HE ISN'T BLACK, HE COMES FROM A PLACE, THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR IRAQ, HE PLAYS UP FRONT IN ATTACK, HE'S OUR MAIN MAN, MAROUANNE CHAMAKH LALALALALALALALA

That's good!

1989 · Post by **1989** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:42 am

WHY the mention of Iraq though?

USMartin · Post by **USMartin** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:59 am

Maybe beacuse its rhymes with black, attack and Chamakh ?

augie · Post by **augie** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:00 am

Who gives a fcuk if he was banging a few birds in a vegas hotel ? I mean really

He is a single man living the life of a rich single man and I dont see how this makes it newsworthy or even scandal worthy

Charlie! Charlie! · Post by **Charlie! Charlie!** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:23 am

TeeCee wrote:Chamakh would only have shagged one of them, he'd have passed the other two to his mates when in a great position!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:27 am

I have it on good authority that it's Joe Cole...