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Dan_85
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Post by Dan_85 »

Keys quits :barscarf: Result.

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Post by Perryashburtongroves »

He's just taken up a job with MUTV. A spokesman for the channel said:
"Well, the hairy *word censored* has basically been working for our publicity departmnet for the last 20-odd years, so we thought we'd just employ him on a proper full-time basis."

Keys himself has said: "It's fucking fantastic, I can finally work for Sir Alex's amazing team, suck Giggsie's cock even more and get tickets to all matches involving the most sensational football team ever in the history of the world. Oh, and there's quite a nice bit of minge around here too. Get 'em out, love."

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Post by OneBardGooner »

1989 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
rigsby wrote:How has it been blown out of proportion exactly?
Whose she blown ill have some of that :wink:
fks sake mate...


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She's a right munter. :ewwwww:
Looks like Ray Parlour's daughter :shock: :D :wink:

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Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things

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safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved 8)

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safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

:o

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Bring Back Pires wrote:
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

:o
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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MutleyGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved 8)
ha'way marra, yer knaa yer'd shag her like

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Not exactly a stunner like, but she'd do!

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Bring Back Pires wrote:
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

:o
:lol: :lol: I'd have to knaa the fucker meself first like

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safcftm wrote:
Bring Back Pires wrote:
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

:o
:lol: :lol: I'd have to knaa the fucker meself first like
I had to consult Babel Fish, but I think I know what you're saying.

I'd smash her too.

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Post by MutleyGooner »

If it has a pulse then it's a bonus in my books.

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Post by Arsenal 1991 »

safcftm wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved 8)
ha'way marra, yer knaa yer'd shag her like

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Not exactly a stunner like, but she'd do!
Great body, face OK!

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Post by MutleyGooner »

I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils 8)

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Post by safcftm »

MutleyGooner wrote:I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils 8)
I'd like to snort coke out of her soiled arsehole 8)

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safcftm wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils 8)
I'd like to snort coke out of her soiled arsehole 8)
7 up would be more appropriate 8)

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