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Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:13 pm

Keys quits

Result.

Perryashburtongroves · Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:20 pm

He's just taken up a job with MUTV. A spokesman for the channel said:
"Well, the hairy *word censored* has basically been working for our publicity departmnet for the last 20-odd years, so we thought we'd just employ him on a proper full-time basis."

Keys himself has said: "It's fucking fantastic, I can finally work for Sir Alex's amazing team, suck Giggsie's cock even more and get tickets to all matches involving the most sensational football team ever in the history of the world. Oh, and there's quite a nice bit of minge around here too. Get 'em out, love."

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:30 pm

1989 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
rigsby wrote:How has it been blown out of proportion exactly?
Whose she blown ill have some of that
fks sake mate...

She's a right munter.

Looks like Ray Parlour's daughter

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:55 pm

Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:57 pm

safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things

Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved

Bring Back Pires · Post by **Bring Back Pires** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:00 pm

safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things

Teach her the offside rule?

Arsenal 1991 · Post by **Arsenal 1991** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:02 pm

Bring Back Pires wrote:
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:07 pm

MutleyGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved

ha'way marra, yer knaa yer'd shag her like

Not exactly a stunner like, but she'd do!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:07 pm

Bring Back Pires wrote:
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

I'd have to knaa the fucker meself first like

Bring Back Pires · Post by **Bring Back Pires** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:12 pm

safcftm wrote:
Bring Back Pires wrote:
safcftm wrote:I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Teach her the offside rule?

I'd have to knaa the fucker meself first like

I had to consult Babel Fish, but I think I know what you're saying.

I'd smash her too.

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:15 pm

If it has a pulse then it's a bonus in my books.

Arsenal 1991 · Post by **Arsenal 1991** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:16 pm

safcftm wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
safcftm wrote:Looks canny in those pictures where shes been on nights out and that. I'd definitely fuck her, in fact, I would do unspeakable things to her, depraved things
Taking her out in daylight might be considered depraved
ha'way marra, yer knaa yer'd shag her like

Not exactly a stunner like, but she'd do!

Great body, face OK!

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:21 pm

I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:24 pm

MutleyGooner wrote:I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils

I'd like to snort coke out of her soiled arsehole

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:42 pm

safcftm wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:I'd like to piss up her mates nostrils
I'd like to snort coke out of her soiled arsehole

7 up would be more appropriate