End of season-time for the jokes to roll on in

[stearmaster]

walked into a lift on the top floor of an office with niel warnock, i sed you goin down, he sed all the way


boothroyd walked into an old woman with aload of shopping bags, he sed sorry can you manage she sed yea better then you


Tevez has quit west ham and football alltogether with immideate affect, he has gone to hollywood to star in the great escape

drogba was banned from goin to Alan Balls funeral, they were afraid he'd dive into the box

What has a cordless drill and the championship got in common.......no leeds