Zzzzzzz....

lisa_gooner · Post by **lisa_gooner** » Sat May 19, 2007 5:31 pm

Well, that was a boring heap of shite - what happened to passion?

Perhaps it is just the strange feeling of having two teams in the final whom you dislike equally. The best part of the game was Drogba's hilarious dive about 15 minutes in.

Perhaps in order to rescue the excitement of the F.A.Cup Final we need to instigate some new rules. How about if it is 0-0 after 90 minutes, snipers start picking players of at a rate of 1 per minute. That would encourage some attacking play.

nuttygoonerpaul · Post by **nuttygoonerpaul** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:12 pm

what a pile of shit that final was , both teams bored the hell out of me...

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:23 pm

was so shit i cheered when chelsea scored and hated em more.......

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:52 pm

What, you didn't enjoy that feast of total football? Your all nuts. The passing, the flair, the craft what a match. Great advert for English football.

Where can i watch La Liga?

N22Gooner · Post by **N22Gooner** » Sat May 19, 2007 9:14 pm

Shit game
Shit stadium
Shit atmosphere

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:03 pm

Shit game
Shit stadium
Shit atmosphere
shit teams
shit manure
shit chavski
shit cheh
shit ferreria
shit terry
shit belerous
good bridge
shit a colegoodt j cole
shit lumpoflard
shit robben
shit makalele however u spell it
shit dog
shit mouriniho
shit kalou
shit van der saar
shit chuckle
shit rio
shit evra
shit kethup
shit diving portugeese twat
shit fat scouse twat
shit sheep shagger
shit reff
shit overall

my overall thoughts on the game

SHIT

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:51 am

I WOULDN'T SAY THE FINAL WAS BORING, BUT I'VE HAD MORE FUN ATTENDING A BAR MITZVAH WHEN I WAS THE ONE DUE TO GET CIRCUMCISED!!

AND UNLIKE THE FANS WHO BOUGHT TICKETS FOR THE FINAL, THE PRICE I PAID WAS A SNIP!!

delgooner · Post by **delgooner** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:31 am

What a load of crap!

I sat in the pub and all the chavs and manscum appeared out of the sewers AFTER the game had kicked off with just ONE wearing his shite scum shirt out of the whole lot.

It was so boring that these dedicated fans just sat and stood there like morons, I counted one ooooh and one aaaaah and that was that. Wembley looks a shit hole which suited the pile of shite that was playing on it. When we get in finals we should demand we play at the Emirates which pisses on Wembley.

Being neutral I wanted a plane to crash on both of the over-rated money grabbing piles of shite. I loved it at the end, my pub emptied within about 2 seconds, and at Wembley especially seeing Cashley Arsehole and co celebrating to a three quartered empty stadium - MAGIC.

Cant wait for next season if we are all fit and running we should piss all over these two.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:49 pm

Eboue Can't Defend,

Did you get it at cut-price?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sun May 20, 2007 2:53 pm

I HATE HLEB,

WELL, IT WAS CERTAINLY REDUCED!!!!!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:28 pm

I WOULDN'T SAY THE FINAL WAS BORING, BUT I'VE HAD MORE FUN ATTENDING A BAR MITZVAH WHEN I WAS THE ONE DUE TO GET CIRCUMCISED!!

sorry to be a pedant but barring some terrible accident no one gets circumcised at a bar mitzvah.

anyway i'm not saying the final was boring, but i've seen more exciting football played on tables.

and i'm not saying that alex ferguson is a fat alcoholic, but alex ferguson's parents called and they want their fat alcoholic back.

i'm not saying that ashley cole's a c**t but... oh wait that's exactly what i'm saying.

seriously i could do these all night.

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:31 pm

I thought it was absolutely fantastic.

Didn't watch it, but hoped for the most boring final ever with the chavs nicking it just to stop a mancs double.

I couldn't have been more pleased!!

I did like Noel Gallaghers comments on Soccer AM, nil nil, all pens missed then joe cole flukes one and Rooney blasts it out the ground, didn't quite work out like that but was still good.

Anybody else notice when asked if his new baby will support man city he said he couldn't put them through it and would rather they supported Arsenal!! Gone up in my estimation...

Eboue Can't Defend · Post by **Eboue Can't Defend** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:45 pm

U.F.G.Anfield '89,

Thanks for the information. So I guess that means my gag doesn't work!

You see, I'm not Jewish and I've never attended a Bar Mitzvah before so I wasn't speaking from personal knowledge. Heck, I've not even been circumcised!!

I made the joke up off the cuff and thought it was quite funny. However, in light of the information you have given me, I shall refrain from using it again.

As for I hate Hleb - I get the point!!

Zzzzzzz....

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cup final

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Eboue's Snip

FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST!