Bendtner; The Leg-end

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:16 pm

1989 wrote:I've decided I'd like to have him back.

dont blame you mate- hes not a centre forward, but in behind the striker (RVP) he can do damage. For a club like you not an automatic starter by any means but fuck me, hes shown enough with us to convince me (as if i didnt already know) that hes light years ahead of gervinho/ park/ chamakh etc. High wages like but I can see why there was fuss about him, hes at an average side like us, inspiring us to great performances against top sides. People see a big lad and expect headers (he's scored 2 headers in 2 games like) but he's not just a target man, hes a link man and a fucking good one- awareness, touch, hes got the fucking lot. For us, our best forward since Phillips and Quinn (ahead of bent who wasnt involved enough in link up play), for you good enough to be 3rd choice and an option for games where you need to hold onto possession. Take him back and sign Sessegnon to replace Gervinho and you'll be laughing tbh

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:35 pm

In hindsight we probably should have kept the lad instead of having to rely on the steaming pile of shite pair that are Chamakh and Park.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:45 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQycP_XfUkc

Fuck Messi,
Fuck Pele,
I just wouldnt pay
To watch them play
But why would you
When youve been through
To watch Nicklas Bendtner, 52
(x2)

Nick Bendy, Nick Bendy, the worlds greatest striker Nick Bendy... da da

(throw beer around, bounce up and down and fucking love it whilst shouting, unmusically)

na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na
na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na

*apparently this doesnt go down well with the city fans who were gutted and had been slagging bendy off pre match

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safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:05 pm

If he gans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sd0W1RyMnE

How can we just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace,
When you score or line up every goal, for us, oooohhhhh,
You're the only one, who really knew us at all,

How can we just try to turn away,
When all we can do is watch you leave,
Nick we shared the laughter and the pain, and we both shared the tears,
You're the only one who really knew us at all,

So take a look at us now, cos theres just an empty space,
And theres nothing left here to remind us, just the memory of your face,
Take a look at us Nick, cos theres just an empty space,
And you coming back to us, is against the odds and thats a chance we've got to take

I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry,
We've beat Arsenal and Man City, and Liverpool and aye,
You're the only one, who really knew us at all

*solo*

So take a look at us now, cos theres just an empty space,
And theres nothing left here to remind us, just the memory of your face,
Take a look at us Nick, cos theres just an empty space,
But to wish for you well thats all we can do and thats a chance we've got to take

Just take a look at us now, we'll still be waiting here,
And you coming back to us, is against all odds,
And thats what we've got to face

Gan on Bendy, come home next season, with you we'll make Europe nee bother!!

armchair · Post by **armchair** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:09 pm

Your fascination with Billybigbollox is frankly.......... unhealthy.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:20 pm

armchair supporter wrote:Your fascination with Billybigbollox is frankly.......... unhealthy.

I'm just lucky enough to have watched him week in, week out for a season- I loved him before he came, love him even more now, watch our highlights, or the full game if you can, we went to city expecting a 3-0 defeat but him and Sessegnon raped them, we've not had anyone as mint as bendtner for a lot of yhears, we dont have an RVP to worship! We had phillips (the only english european golden boot winner), but since then we've had nowt like Bendy. Arsenal have been linked with sessegnon and you have bendy now, I want both with us next season, theyre both worth 30m plus, easily

armchair · Post by **armchair** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:30 pm

safcftm wrote:
armchair supporter wrote:Your fascination with Billybigbollox is frankly.......... unhealthy.
I'm just lucky enough to have watched him week in, week out for a season- I loved him before he came, love him even more now, watch our highlights, or the full game if you can, we went to city expecting a 3-0 defeat but him and Sessegnon raped them, we've not had anyone as mint as bendtner for a lot of yhears, we dont have an RVP to worship! We had phillips (the only english european golden boot winner), but since then we've had nowt like Bendy. Arsenal have been linked with sessegnon and you have bendy now, I want both with us next season, theyre both worth 30m plus, easily

Watchin it now mate. Good goal from Billy and impressed with sessignon today.

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:32 pm

bad luck SAFCFTM, herd you were 3-1 up and all. football eh?

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:42 pm

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:bad luck SAFCFTM, herd you were 3-1 up and all. football eh?

Dont worry mate, 4 points off city and to be fair for us todays game didnt matter, we wont get europe, wont go down, it was a great result for us, not so great for them since our 4 points off them probably cost them the title like

We dont win much ourselves, so when we cost whores the title we love it!

Talking of songs, our lot were having a mint time coming home singing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbhqaqAk7N8):

"Here we are and here we are and here we go,
all aboard and we're hitting the road here we go,
you can't buy the premier league,

Just give it up and give it up and get away,
We're going crazy and we're going today, here we go,
You can't buy the premier league,

And we like it, we like it, we like it, we like it,
We li, li li like it, li li li like here we go,
You cant buy the premier league

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:53 pm

Seriously lads, I agree totally that chamakh is totally shit but I never ever want to see billy big bollox wearing an Arsenal jersey again and that f***ing well includes testimonials too

Just cos other players are shit doesnt make him any less shit ffs

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:57 pm

augie wrote:Seriously lads, I agree totally that chamakh is totally shit but I never ever want to see billy big bollox wearing an Arsenal jersey again and that f***ing well includes testimonials too Just cos other players are shit doesnt make him any less shit ffs

What about the fact he can tear Liverpool and Man City to pieces? Maybe he just needs managed because if you told me we could have Chamakh, Gervinho or Park instead of him next season I'd smack Wenger meself, they're not a patch on the man who with proper management has ripped the likes of Kompany to pieces. Chamakh couldnt rip a wet paper bag to pieces, we'd be relegated if that prick took a first team place, but Bendtner is genuinely a CL standard player. Bendtner is your 2nd best forward, RVP might well fuck off, I'd keep Bendy happy if I was you (or sell him to us for £4m for steal of the century!)

manninger · Post by **manninger** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:05 pm

This week, the danish FA ethic commitee expressed their concern over his attude outside the fiéld. The will not exclud him from the national team, because he the best striker Denmark can managed!!!

Always said, that he will score goals in another team than ours. Sometimes player dont fit in becaus of atitude and skills. He has none of them!!!

He is a star her in Denmark, so you can se, we dont have many. The same as the english.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:10 pm

manninger wrote:This week, the danish FA ethic commitee expressed their concern over his attude outside the fiéld. The will not exclud him from the national team, because he the best striker Denmark can managed!!!

Always said, that he will score goals in another team than ours. Sometimes player dont fit in becaus of atitude and skills. He has none of them!!!

He is a star her in Denmark, so you can se, we dont have many. The same as the english.

They can fuck off. He had a bad spell, admitted it, focussed on football and since then has been in no trouble (found not guilty over the damage to cars in newcastle) and has torn teams to pieces. Denmark want to be thankful that the best footballer they have ever produced is ready for Euro 2012, to be honest he should retire and focus on playing real football, as soon as an "ethics commitee" investigated him he should have told them to fuck off- we suppodrt him, no commitees, no groups, nothing, "he's nicklas bendtner, he does what he wants"

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:21 pm

I dont want anybody else, when I think of Bendtner I touch myself

Fuck the Danish ethics commitee, set of *word censored*, fuck them, just retire from internationals lad

augie · Post by **augie** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:27 pm

The fact that our mackem buddy thinks that bendtner is our 2nd best striker tells us all about the quality of the squad that wenger has accumulated at the club nowadays

Think I would rather have paul marriner or lee chapman in our squad

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