Wenger Is Fired!!!

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Wenger Is Fired!!!

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Relax AKB's - it's only a made-up funny video.... (sorry for getting your hopes up augie, donaldo, Baba and many, many others :cry: :cry: )

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/vir ... ice-171366

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If only it was true :cry: :suicide:

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FFS IHH! I was about to book the Islington party bus!
Ah well it was all booked out for the balance sheet trophy anyway...

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Babatunde wrote:FFS IHH! I was about to book the Islington party bus!
Ah well it was all booked out for the balance sheet trophy anyway...
I bet you'll be there nice and early Baba waiting to see the historic moment that "NUMBER 27 - GER-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN - OOOOOOOOOOOO" holds aloft the 4th place trophy in front of the masses at the town hall :D

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:FFS IHH! I was about to book the Islington party bus!
Ah well it was all booked out for the balance sheet trophy anyway...
I bet you'll be there nice and early Baba waiting to see the historic moment that "NUMBER 27 - GER-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN - OOOOOOOOOOOO" holds aloft the 4th place trophy in front of the masses at the town hall :D
As usual its packed for the 4th place trophy parade. Baba in prime spot :lol:


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I had a panic attack when I saw the title of the post :lol:
im ok now :barscarf:

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:FFS IHH! I was about to book the Islington party bus!
Ah well it was all booked out for the balance sheet trophy anyway...
I bet you'll be there nice and early Baba waiting to see the historic moment that "NUMBER 27 - GER-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN - OOOOOOOOOOOO" holds aloft the 4th place trophy in front of the masses at the town hall :D
Yes but SteveO the Ivorian Tony Daley would only try and put the trophy on a table, and end up skying it somehow!

Frimpong will be too busy tweeting about how DEEEEENCH the trophy is to smile at Red and Highbury JD.

Chesney will come to claim the 4th place trophy, then drop it. He will then give a lououth interview about how next season he'll catch it blindfolded!

Songinho would be the best though..he'd be given instructions to drive the team bus, and let the others concentrate on holding the 4th place trophy aloft. Problem is, Songinho is too good to drive the team bus. So he'll forget to "put on the handbrake", and totally vacate the driver's seat! He will use the outside of his boot to hit the clutch but will fail miserably. That will leave a bus on the verge of a crash.

Meanwhile, Ramsey, Shitachi and Chamskh will be forgotten, left behind in the town hall such is their anonymity.

And despite the bus crashing and Chesney dropping the DEEEEENCH covered trophy, Wenger will come out and claim its been a massive success, that the handbrake was "a little bit on", and that next year things will be different.

Gazidis will be stood behind Wenger, and talk about how admirable it is to self-sustain such a circus.

Abou will wail in pain from his headache.

New contracts all round.

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I don't think Gervinho would make the top deck of the bus Baba. He'd weave his way past a couple of passengers, then bump into the grabrail, turn around in a circle and go back to the start, try to go past the passengers a second time before sitting down on the seat at the side looking all confused

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Babatunde wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:FFS IHH! I was about to book the Islington party bus!
Ah well it was all booked out for the balance sheet trophy anyway...
I bet you'll be there nice and early Baba waiting to see the historic moment that "NUMBER 27 - GER-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN - OOOOOOOOOOOO" holds aloft the 4th place trophy in front of the masses at the town hall :D
Yes but SteveO the Ivorian Tony Daley would only try and put the trophy on a table, and end up skying it somehow!

Frimpong will be too busy tweeting about how DEEEEENCH the trophy is to smile at Red and Highbury JD.

Chesney will come to claim the 4th place trophy, then drop it. He will then give a lououth interview about how next season he'll catch it blindfolded!

Songinho would be the best though..he'd be given instructions to drive the team bus, and let the others concentrate on holding the 4th place trophy aloft. Problem is, Songinho is too good to drive the team bus. So he'll forget to "put on the handbrake", and totally vacate the driver's seat! He will use the outside of his boot to hit the clutch but will fail miserably. That will leave a bus on the verge of a crash.

Meanwhile, Ramsey, Shitachi and Chamskh will be forgotten, left behind in the town hall such is their anonymity.

And despite the bus crashing and Chesney dropping the DEEEEENCH covered trophy, Wenger will come out and claim its been a massive success, that the handbrake was "a little bit on", and that next year things will be different.

Gazidis will be stood behind Wenger, and talk about how admirable it is to self-sustain such a circus.

Abou will wail in pain from his headache.

New contracts all round.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Probably, he will become investment banker and buy all those penny stocks / distressed assets.

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Babatunde wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:FFS IHH! I was about to book the Islington party bus!
Ah well it was all booked out for the balance sheet trophy anyway...
I bet you'll be there nice and early Baba waiting to see the historic moment that "NUMBER 27 - GER-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN - OOOOOOOOOOOO" holds aloft the 4th place trophy in front of the masses at the town hall :D
Yes but SteveO the Ivorian Tony Daley would only try and put the trophy on a table, and end up skying it somehow!

Frimpong will be too busy tweeting about how DEEEEENCH the trophy is to smile at Red and Highbury JD.

Chesney will come to claim the 4th place trophy, then drop it. He will then give a lououth interview about how next season he'll catch it blindfolded!

Songinho would be the best though..he'd be given instructions to drive the team bus, and let the others concentrate on holding the 4th place trophy aloft. Problem is, Songinho is too good to drive the team bus. So he'll forget to "put on the handbrake", and totally vacate the driver's seat! He will use the outside of his boot to hit the clutch but will fail miserably. That will leave a bus on the verge of a crash.

Meanwhile, Ramsey, Shitachi and Chamskh will be forgotten, left behind in the town hall such is their anonymity.

And despite the bus crashing and Chesney dropping the DEEEEENCH covered trophy, Wenger will come out and claim its been a massive success, that the handbrake was "a little bit on", and that next year things will be different.

Gazidis will be stood behind Wenger, and talk about how admirable it is to self-sustain such a circus.

Abou will wail in pain from his headache.

New contracts all round.

:roll:
Funniest post all night, that really made me chuckle

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Shouldn't get everyone's hopes up like that :lol:

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Hlebby be getting fired, if he doesn't stop raising people's hopes and then cruelly dashing them. Crunt. :cussing: :banghead:

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