R.I.P Predictions thread

[MutleyGooner]

Seeing as the quality of R.I.P threads has hit an all time low (Ms Melody?????) I thought it was time we started an R.I.P predictions thread. So come on, which A list celebs, High profilers, sports stars etc do you think are most likely to be knocking at the pearly gates before the years out.

This is not a wish list by the way. I'll get the ball rolling and predict George Michael as a long shot and Maggie Thatcher as a near certainty.

[DB10GOONER]

Wish list would be more fun though... I can think of at least 52654 "celebrities" I'd put on mine... ah fuck it, all of them.

Predictions?

Maggie T the Miners' Mate deffo.

Maybe that Sky news journo bird with the fucked up eyebrows? Alex something? She loves the attention of being in "very dangerous places". Silly twat.

[flash gunner]

Seeing as the quality of R.I.P threads has hit an all time low (Ms Melody?????) I thought it was time we started an R.I.P predictions thread. So come on, which A list celebs, High profilers, sports stars etc do you think are most likely to be knocking at the pearly gates before the years out.

This is not a wish list by the way. I'll get the ball rolling and predict George Michael as a long shot and Maggie Thatcher as a near certainty.

Brucey cant have long left can he?

Although i love his music Pete Doherty is time bomb

and i wouldnt want to be Bashar al-Assad right now

[arseofacrow]

I've heard that Eddie McGoldrick's going to have "an accident" soon

Other than that, I'm going for the big guns and think perhaps Mandela?

[flash gunner]

Can i just add Prince Phillip to my list?

[DB10GOONER]

Can i just add Prince Phillip to my list?

It's NOT a wish list!

[OneBardGooner]

I don't want to usurp this thread / thread starter, but why not have both:
1. A prediction
and
2. A wish

1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Thatcher ( you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag *word censored* of a whore!)

[DB10GOONER]

I don't want to usurp this thread / thread starter, but why not have both:
1. A prediction
and
2. A wish

1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Thatcher ( you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag *word censored* of a whore!)

We have to be a little bit careful about putting Death Wish Lists up here... TBH I'd be amazed if this thread is still open or even still exists this time tomorrow... All us MELT Mods will be keeping a tight eye on this one...

[flash gunner]

I don't want to usurp this thread / thread starter, but why not have both:
1. A prediction
and
2. A wish

1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Thatcher ( you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag *word censored* of a whore!)

We have to be a little bit careful about putting Death Wish Lists up here... TBH I'd be amazed if this thread is still open or even still exists this time tomorrow... All us MELT Mods will be keeping a tight eye on this one...

Yeah a wish list is a no no

[franksav63]

I don't want to usurp this thread / thread starter, but why not have both:
1. A prediction
and
2. A wish

1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Thatcher ( you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag *word censored* of a whore!)

We have to be a little bit careful about putting Death Wish Lists up here... TBH I'd be amazed if this thread is still open or even still exists this time tomorrow... All us MELT Mods will be keeping a tight eye on this one...

Yeah a wish list is a no no

Weng.... Oh.wait... Yes, I see..

[flash gunner]

I don't want to usurp this thread / thread starter, but why not have both:
1. A prediction
and
2. A wish

1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Thatcher ( you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag *word censored* of a whore!)

We have to be a little bit careful about putting Death Wish Lists up here... TBH I'd be amazed if this thread is still open or even still exists this time tomorrow... All us MELT Mods will be keeping a tight eye on this one...

Yeah a wish list is a no no

Weng.... Oh.wait... Yes, I see..

No problem with you predicting the demise of the owner of Weng Wah Chinese restaurant

[franksav63]

I don't want to usurp this thread / thread starter, but why not have both:
1. A prediction
and
2. A wish

1. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Thatcher ( you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag *word censored* of a whore!)

We have to be a little bit careful about putting Death Wish Lists up here... TBH I'd be amazed if this thread is still open or even still exists this time tomorrow... All us MELT Mods will be keeping a tight eye on this one...

Yeah a wish list is a no no

Weng.... Oh.wait... Yes, I see..

No problem with you predicting the demise of the owner of Weng Wah Chinese restaurant

Yes, it's food is far too sub-standard and flaky, promising alot but deliverying fuck all.

[goonersid]

A not so obvious prediction.
Rihanna

[DB10GOONER]

Yeah a wish list is a no no

Weng.... Oh.wait... Yes, I see..

No problem with you predicting the demise of the owner of Weng Wah Chinese restaurant

Yes, it's food is far too sub-standard and flaky, promising alot but deliverying fuck all.

It's his insistance on using cheap unripened French ingredients. And that fucking Tippé Tappé sauce of his??! Try something else please Mr Weng!!

[MutleyGooner]

I think Gazza is such a certainty that I'm not sure his demise could be classed as a prediction so I will go for Sir Red Nose as my sporting R.I.P prediction.