WOULD YOU RATHER...

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:15 pm

Yeah Louise redknapp not the only member of the redknapp family who flosses solely with cock

skizz_b · Post by **skizz_b** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:52 am

one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:55 am

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

Man Alive!!!!!!

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:34 am

skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?

simples: Imogen Thomas.....

Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:35 am

OneBardGooner wrote:
skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?
simples: Imogen Thomas.....

Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

I know which one id chose

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:37 am

flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?
simples: Imogen Thomas.....

Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

I know which one id chose

Me Too !!! Maggie & Mark the perfect swingers!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:49 am

Oral or anal?

But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:02 am

DB10GOONER wrote:Oral or anal?

But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.

You forgot the Amyl Nitrate Honey!

skizz_b · Post by **skizz_b** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:35 am

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Oral or anal?

But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.
You forgot the Amyl Nitrate Honey!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:53 am

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Oral or anal?

But it's with Mike Tyson on viagra - and he's giving, you're receiving, bitch.
You forgot the Amyl Nitrate Honey!

If that makes it easier for Mad Mike to mount you, then fill your boots. Whilst Mike fills you.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:34 am

dunno where mad mike came from - but it's your turn in the barrell and - as you say Mike is waiting primed and ready to enjoy your crack!

Top Londoner · Post by **Top Londoner** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:50 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
skizz_b wrote:one that was puzzling me this morning...

shag a very pregnant Imogen Thomas for 4 hours, or that monstrosity of a hairdresser cashley cheated on cheryl cole with, bearing in mind who had been in her previously?
simples: Imogen Thomas.....

Okay here's one:

You can either be butt fucked and roasted by DB10 and flash - who then have the video to broadcast on this forum as and when they like or ORRRRR you have to lick out the cobwebs and dried blood from magaret thatchers clunge WHILE letting her son mark knob your every orifice and put it on the tory campiagn posters promoting her return to politics!

Been there, done that, allegedly. Unless a video can be photoshopped.

Now for the Thatcher request. Regarding that one, can I suck instead of lick? Just a personal preference you understand.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:31 pm

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:18 pm

shag rebecca adlington (and ur not allowed a bag for her head) or ellie simmonds the paralympic gold medal winning dwarf.

simmonds no question imo.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:14 am

the playing mantis wrote:shag rebecca adlington (and ur not allowed a bag for her head) or ellie simmonds the paralympic gold medal winning dwarf.

simmonds no question imo.

How dwarfy is she?

Are we talking OneBard ginger dwarf daywalker or brazilianGOONER ladyboy dwarf?

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