LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[Top Londoner]

McDonald's have announced their latest burger...... The McSaville Sandwich.....84 year old meat between 13 year old baps.

Fuck you. I just snorted beer.

[Top Londoner]

Newcastle United have released their new home shirt,complete with the new sponsorship.
It,s £39.99,or 12 monthly payments of £127.43p

Nice RG. Good to see you mate. I see that you're coping well. Best wishes to you.

[Rugby Gooner]

Newcastle United have released their new home shirt,complete with the new sponsorship.
It,s £39.99,or 12 monthly payments of £127.43p

Nice RG. Good to see you mate. I see that you're coping well. Best wishes to you.

Thanks mate,
I intend to have a drink or several for him,(and Deises' Dad),at the NLD.

Alan Pardew has just given his first team-talk to Newcastle United in their "Wonga" shirts.
He has told them that he expects 4,389% from them today!!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

4 words you never want to hear after sex.......'How's about that then!!!'

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I entered my missus in a saggy tit's competition the other day!!.......She wiped the floor with them!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I don't know who invented the halal meat slicer, but you can bet Abu Hamza had a hand in it!!

[brazilianGOONER]

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Just testing lol

[Rosie_titters]

i thought this was a joke thread

keep up the good work LFG, your jokes do me giggle,

Brazillian, don't post more crap like that, they are the sort of shit ones that go round the office, and most people delete them before they even read them

just like those shit walmart ones,

[QuartzGooner]

Brazillian, don't post more crap like that, they are the sort of shit ones that go round the office, and most people delete them before they even read them

just like those shit walmart ones,

No problem with them on this thread, some of us do not work in offices and do not see them otherwise.

[Rosie_titters]

Brazillian, don't post more crap like that, they are the sort of shit ones that go round the office, and most people delete them before they even read them

just like those shit walmart ones,

No problem with them on this thread, some of us do not work in offices and do not see them otherwise.

believe me mate, your not missing much, the ones that do the rounds in the office, are pretty naff, probably one in every 50 is any good

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I couldn't believe it when my 19-year old son won the lottery and didn't want anything to do with me when I rang to congratulate him.

His foster family have obviously raised him to be a right tight c unt!!!!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.

The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I think my dog might be gay.

There's porn on the TV 24/7 yet he'd rather sit and watch me masturbate.