Learning How To Write English by Professor Mutley (PHD)

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Learning How To Write English by Professor Mutley (PHD)

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This contribution was so informative I felt it deserved it's own thread.....
MutleyGooner wrote:
Rule 1
Use the apostrophe with contractions. The apostrophe is always placed at the spot where the letter(s) has been removed.

Examples:
don't, isn't
You're right.
She's a great teacher.
Rule 2
Use the apostrophe to show possession. Place the apostrophe before the s to show singular possession.

Examples:
one boy's hat
one woman's hat
one actress's hat
one child's hat
Ms. Chang's house

NOTE: Although names ending in s or an s sound are not required to have the second s added in possessive form, it is preferred.

Examples:
Mr. Jones's golf clubs
Texas's weather
Ms. Straus's daughter
Jose Sanchez's artwork
Dr. Hastings's appointment (name is Hastings)
Mrs. Lees's books (name is Lees)
Rule 3
Use the apostrophe where the noun that should follow is implied.

Example:
This was his father's, not his, jacket.
Rule 4
To show plural possession, make the noun plural first. Then immediately use the apostrophe.

Examples:
two boys' hats two women's hats
two actresses' hats
two children's hats
the Changs' house
the Joneses' golf clubs
the Strauses' daughter
the Sanchezes' artwork
the Hastingses' appointment
the Leeses' books
Rule 5
Do not use an apostrophe for the plural of a name.

Examples:
We visited the Sanchezes in Los Angeles.
The Changs have two cats and a dog.
Rule 6
With a singular compound noun, show possession with 's at the end of the word.

Example:
my mother-in-law's hat
Rule 7
If the compound noun is plural, form the plural first and then use the apostrophe.

Example:
my two brothers-in-law's hats
Rule 8
Use the apostrophe and s after the second name only if two people possess the same item.

Examples:
Cesar and Maribel's home is constructed of redwood.
Cesar's and Maribel's job contracts will be renewed next year.
Indicates separate ownership.
Cesar and Maribel's job contracts will be renewed next year.
Indicates joint ownership of more than one contract.
Rule 9
Never use an apostrophe with possessive pronouns: his, hers, its, theirs, ours, yours, whose. They already show possession so they do not require an apostrophe.

Correct:
This book is hers, not yours.

Incorrect:
Sincerely your's.
Rule 10
The only time an apostrophe is used for it's is when it is a contraction for it is or it has.

Examples:
It's a nice day.
It's your right to refuse the invitation.
It's been great getting to know you.
Rule 11
The plurals for capital letters and numbers used as nouns are not formed with apostrophes.

Examples:
She consulted with three M.D.s.
BUT
She went to three M.D.s' offices.
The apostrophe is needed here to show plural possessive.
She learned her ABCs.
the 1990s not the 1990's
the '90s or the mid-'70s not the '90's or the mid-'70's
She learned her times tables for 6s and 7s.

Exception:
Use apostrophes with capital letters and numbers when the meaning would be unclear otherwise.

Examples:
Please dot your i's.
You don't mean is.
Ted couldn't distinguish between his 6's and 0's.
You need to use the apostrophe to indicate the plural of zero or it will look like the word Os. To be consistent within a sentence, you would also use the apostrophe to indicate the plural of 6's.
Rule 12
Use the possessive case in front of a gerund (-ing word).

Examples:
Alex's skating was a joy to behold.
This does not stop Joan's inspecting of our facilities next Thursday.
Rule 13
If the gerund has a pronoun in front of it, use the possessive form of that pronoun.

Examples:
I appreciate your inviting me to dinner. I appreciated his working with me to resolve the conflict.
Oh, the PHD stands for 'Prefers Dogs' Nutts'!! :lol: (Did I use the apostrophes correctly Mutley?) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Fuck me,or Fuck's me or Fuckes's me :oops:

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Does Mutley even exist? He seems like a mythical figure to me.

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hugh jardon wrote:Does Mutley even exist? He seems like a mythical figure to me.
No I'm just a figment of your imagination

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A shadow in the night, a will of the wisp, a Snowdrop in the snow.

He is these,he is everything and nothing. he is everywhere and nowhere.

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hes a scallywag is old mutley

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
Oh, the PHD stands for 'Prefers Dogs' Nutts'!! :lol: (Did I use the apostrophes correctly Mutley?) :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: Was that mistake done on purpose? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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franksav63 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Oh, the PHD stands for 'Prefers Dogs' Nutts'!! :lol: (Did I use the apostrophes correctly Mutley?) :lol: :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: Was that mistake done on purpose? :lol: :lol: :wink:
Prefers Hot Dogs? :wink:

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The Junkie's a total geebag. Correctomundo on all counts, I think you'll find. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:The Junkie's a total geebag. Correctomundo on all counts, I think you'll find. :lol: :wink:
Who is that comment directed at? :?

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MutleyGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:The Junkie's a total geebag. Correctomundo on all counts, I think you'll find. :lol: :wink:
Who is that comment directed at? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worry Mutley - he means me. It's a term of affection. :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:The Junkie's a total geebag. Correctomundo on all counts, I think you'll find. :lol: :wink:
Who is that comment directed at? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worry Mutley - he means me. It's a term of affection. :lol: :lol: :wink:
It is. 8)

Anyway, I always thought of Muttley as more of a poxbottle rather than a geebag.... :rubchin:


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I meant the junkie part!! :banghead: :banghead: :roll: You call a lot of other people geebags and I'm sure Mutley wouldn't have got upset if you called him that. A junkie, however...... :box: :box: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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