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So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!
This thread is getting way off track It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!
how did you imagine it was going to go mate?
I thought people would respect the boundaries of common decency and stick to the topic of the thread
So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!
This thread is getting way off track It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!
how did you imagine it was going to go mate?
I thought people would respect the boundaries of common decency and stick to the topic of the thread
That is the funniest post on here in the last year!
So if you are considerate and a good listener - which is what women supposedly want in their man - but she still broke up with you, then it must have been because you're shit at the sex part of the relationship!!
This thread is getting way off track It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!
how did you imagine it was going to go mate?
I thought people would respect the boundaries of common decency and stick to the topic of the thread
And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...
If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!
g88ner wrote:Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!
And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...
If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!
Well. That is wonderful news g88ner. I'm almost weeping with relief.
You're gonna make an appearnce on the **** thread son.
btw. Can you fit yer size twelve slingbacks on said shoerack?
g88ner wrote:Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!
And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...
If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!
You know that feeling of disappointment and impending emptiness you get when a really good TV series ends? Well, this is nothing like that.
g88ner wrote:Update: the sewing machine has finally arrived!
And as a good movie or book often has a satisfying twist, so does this story...
If you remember, instead of a sewing machine, the company originally sent us a shoe rack by mistake... well, they've said we can keep that as well at no extra cost!!!
It was supposed to be about a missing sewing machine and was not intended to be a discussion on how many fuck buddies my ex currently has - and certainly not to discuss whether my sexual performance (or lack of) was the reason she left in the first place!!
