Tony Pulis please shut the f**k up

[DB10GOONER]

Pulis has not done a better job than Wenger, what absolute drivel - i have said many times Wenger has flaws, and he is getting more and more - but fuck me, saying Pulis is doing / done a better job is laughable.

Wenger's team plays / (attempts to) play attractive football, and play in the Champions League - playing, and beating some of the best teams in the world and has finished in the top 4 of the Premier League (3rd last year).

Pulis has got them promoted to the Premier League, and has stuck around due to hoofing football, gamemanship and destroying football games. Anyone who was there on Saturday will surely agree that was one of the worst games of football ever seen, mainly because Stoke destroyed it with time wasting, fegining injury, gamesmanship, awful tackling and refusal to participate in any sort of football match. No laws against it, but fuck me I couldnt watch that every week, and id be disgusted if our club resorted to such tactics.

Wenger has flaws, but comparing him to Pulis is ridiculous - relatively Stoke are overacheiving but they are not anywhere the same class as a club like Arsenal. Our local u10s side won the league 5 years running - is Syphillis Steve then a manager better than Wenger?

Lets not even get into the integrity of the two men in question.

I'm sorry I just don't care about this thread now - I wanna know more about Syphilis Steve!

Questions;
1. How the fuck did he get that nickname?
2. Does he know it's his nickname?
3. Should he be managing a kid's team the dirty poxbottle?

[northbank123]

No action taken against Owen. It was something and nothing really, not worth a 3-game ban imo but still how can the ref have seen that and not even booked him? Bearing in mind that any sort of flashpoint at all nowadays and it's yellows all round?

Considering this follows Glenn Whelan going completely unpunished for trying to bust Javi Garcia's ankle by using it as a trampoline, it will be even more ridiculous when Pulis whinges about the big sides getting decisions and how lowly Stoke get treated so badly by referees and the FA.

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

haha, im afraid he is a figment of my imaginiation...........which I know does not bode well for my sanity!!!!

[DB10GOONER]

haha, im afraid he is a figment of my imaginiation...........which I know does not bode well for my sanity!!!!

Your name is Steve, isn't it?

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

hahahah, no.........im Gonorrea Gary!

[flash gunner]

[DB10GOONER]

hahahah, no.........im Gonorrea Gary!

[Bendtners Drinking Buddy]

Shame this Pulis thread is now going to turn into innuendo and accusations of STDs........but in another way its quite fitting isnt it!

I certainly won't Thrush to defend him

[officepest]

Shame this Pulis thread is now going to turn into innuendo and accusations of STDs........but in another way its quite fitting isnt it!

I certainly won't Thrush to defend him

Judging by the style of football played by Stoke, Pubis needs all the managerial AIDS he can get.

[I Hate Hleb]

Shame this Pulis thread is now going to turn into innuendo and accusations of STDs........but in another way its quite fitting isnt it!

I certainly won't Thrush to defend him

Judging by the style of football played by Stoke, Pubis needs all the managerial AIDS he can get.

Strong as they are at home, Stoke are awful in away games. Much more of the type of performance they put in Saturday and the underlying feeling of fan discontent with Pulis is Gonorrhea it's ugly head again!!

[Lee1]

Shame this Pulis thread is now going to turn into innuendo and accusations of STDs........but in another way its quite fitting isnt it!

I certainly won't Thrush to defend him

No chance of Pulis getting an STD....who'd f@@@ that neanderthal ?

[officepest]

Shame this Pulis thread is now going to turn into innuendo and accusations of STDs........but in another way its quite fitting isnt it!

I certainly won't Thrush to defend him

Judging by the style of football played by Stoke, Pubis needs all the managerial AIDS he can get.

Strong as they are at home, Stoke are awful in away games. Much more of the type of performance they put in Saturday and the underlying feeling of fan discontent with Pulis is Gonorrhea it's ugly head again!!

If Pubis did manage to get a date, do you think he'd make her peas for dinner?

[DB10GOONER]

Shame this Pulis thread is now going to turn into innuendo and accusations of STDs........but in another way its quite fitting isnt it!

I certainly won't Thrush to defend him

Judging by the style of football played by Stoke, Pubis needs all the managerial AIDS he can get.

Strong as they are at home, Stoke are awful in away games. Much more of the type of performance they put in Saturday and the underlying feeling of fan discontent with Pulis is Gonorrhea it's ugly head again!!

If Pubis did manage to get a date, do you think he'd make her peas for dinner?

[Top Londoner]

Hopefully Wenger is learning to ignore this pathetic, chip on shoulder tosser who clearly suffers from 'little man syndrome'

I can't stand it when we get into pathetic spats with clubs like Stoke and Hull. Just beat them and let their small time managers moan about big clubs getting all the luck......like it used to be when we swatted away teams like his bunch of cloggers without breaking sweat

What SteveO said.

Pulloff thought he was a hard cuunt as a player, until Roy McDonogh fucked him over with prominent elbows (not condoning, don't wish to see it in the game etc etc).

No Tony, you're such a prick it's probable even your mum hates you. Now please, take your in-bred cloggers back to the stone-age shit-heap that is Stoke, and leave your self-made 'rivalry' with Arsenal behind.

Berk.

From McDonough's book.

"There is no greater generator of the little coincidental quirks that all football fans adore than the FA Cup.
Southend were handed a home tie with Newport County in November’s draw, giving me the chance to settle
an old score with their midfielder Tony Pulis. In another twist of FA Cup fate, it was exactly a year since the
Welshman had spat in my face during a rare away win for my old club Cambridge. I’d wanted to kill the fucker,
but I couldn’t retaliate by punching him on the pitch, as it would have been too obvious. At the final whistle
there were heated words exchanged in the tunnel, but he bottled going into the players’ lounge. I’d been
stewing a long time, waiting for revenge.
Before the game, Southend manager Bobby Moore overheard me slagging off Pulis to the other lads in the
changing room. ‘You alright, big fella? You won’t let me down, will you?’ he asked. ‘Course not, boss,’ I replied.
The game was only seven minutes old when a glorious chance to even things up presented itself. Pulis
miscontrolled a pass on the halfway line, with the ball bouncing off his shin, up his thigh and on to his chest.
I really couldn’t believe my luck as he struggled to get it under control. I launched myself through the air
like Bruce Lee, striking the ball hard with a flying kick, but making sure I followed through into his chest. As
he crumpled on to the grass, I tried to finish the job, by messing up his head with my studs, but I was too
slow. The referee, Tony Ward, was already whistling anxiously, so I retreated to the changing room without
even looking back at the official, knowing full well I was running the taps again. It was the fifth professional
dismissal of my career, but the first of seven red cards I would earn in just five years at Southend. We lost the
game 1-0 and my actions were going to cost me yet another club fine and a two-game ban. But I owed Pulis
and he had needed sorting out, so I’d take that on the chin all day long."

[Revgoon89]

From McDonough's book.

"There is no greater generator of the little coincidental quirks that all football fans adore than the FA Cup.
Southend were handed a home tie with Newport County in November’s draw, giving me the chance to settle
an old score with their midfielder Tony Pulis. In another twist of FA Cup fate, it was exactly a year since the
Welshman had spat in my face during a rare away win for my old club Cambridge. I’d wanted to kill the fucker,
but I couldn’t retaliate by punching him on the pitch, as it would have been too obvious. At the final whistle
there were heated words exchanged in the tunnel, but he bottled going into the players’ lounge. I’d been
stewing a long time, waiting for revenge.
Before the game, Southend manager Bobby Moore overheard me slagging off Pulis to the other lads in the
changing room. ‘You alright, big fella? You won’t let me down, will you?’ he asked. ‘Course not, boss,’ I replied.
The game was only seven minutes old when a glorious chance to even things up presented itself. Pulis
miscontrolled a pass on the halfway line, with the ball bouncing off his shin, up his thigh and on to his chest.
I really couldn’t believe my luck as he struggled to get it under control. I launched myself through the air
like Bruce Lee, striking the ball hard with a flying kick, but making sure I followed through into his chest. As
he crumpled on to the grass, I tried to finish the job, by messing up his head with my studs, but I was too
slow. The referee, Tony Ward, was already whistling anxiously, so I retreated to the changing room without
even looking back at the official, knowing full well I was running the taps again. It was the fifth professional
dismissal of my career, but the first of seven red cards I would earn in just five years at Southend. We lost the
game 1-0 and my actions were going to cost me yet another club fine and a two-game ban. But I owed Pulis
and he had needed sorting out, so I’d take that on the chin all day long."

Glorious Pulis deserves worse that that mind.